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Hey, End, as long as you're in a Zappa kinda mood, give a hearty rendition of "Crew Slut" in Cueball Grasso's honor! :D

Chris galvin quits MOT? He's the ne're do-well grandson of founder/builder and son of establisher; like many 3rd generationists, he's more f#!*-up than visionary. This, in and of itself, is definately good news, as his rep is piss-poor.

However, 'good news' usually isn't thrown out on the step late on Friday afternoon. <_<

Larry:

Hey hey hey all you girls in these

Industrial towns

I know you?re prob?ly gettin? tired

Of all the local clowns

They never give you no respect

They never treat you nice

So perhaps you oughta try

A little friendly advice

And be a crew slut

Hey, you?ll love it

Be a crew slut

It?s a way of life

Be a crew slut

See the world

Don?t make a fuss, just get on the bus

Crew slut

Add water makes it?s own sauce

Be a crew slut

So you don?t forget, call before midnite tonite

The boys in the crew

Are just waiting for you

You never to get move around

You never go nowhere

I know yer prob?ly gettin? tired

Of all the guys out there

You always wondered what it?s like

To go from place to place

So, darlin?, take a little ride

On the mixer?s face

Be a crew slut

Just follow the magic footprints

Be a crew slut

Hey, you?ll love it!

Be a crew slut

It?s a way of life

I ain?t gonna squash it

And you don?t need to wash it!

Crew slut

Hey, I?ll buy you a pizza

Crew slut

Of course I?ll introduce you to warren

The boys in the crew

Are only waiting for you

 

At this point, the road crew, as all road crews must from time to time, borrow some of the big rock group?s equipment and have a blues jam session, indicating to the kneeling maidens that they a

Dowed with a great deal of raw talent, as well as massive meat. obviously impressed with larry?s ability to suck so hard on his harmonica that screeching little noises come out of it, mary kneel

In and reaches upward in gestures of supplication, listening intently as larry continues to sing...

 

Larry:

Well you been to alabama, girl,

?n? georgia too

?n? all the boys in the crew

Is bein? good to you

I know yer sayin? to yourself

?this is the way to go?

?cause when you need a little extra

They will give you some mo?

`cause you?re the crew slut

 

Mary:

Eh, hah ha, I?m into leather...

 

Larry:

That?s good! a lot of the boys in the crew love leather...

 

Mary:

And rubber...

 

Larry:

Yeh, they like rubber too...shrink-tubing

With a hair dryer...

 

Road crew chorus:

Trade your spot on the bench

For a guy with a wrench

And be a...

 

Mary:

Ha ha ha...

 

Larry:

You like that, huh?

I told you you?d love it...

It?s a way of life!

 

Road crew chorus:

The guys in the crew

Have got a present for you!

Ren nah naaah

Ren nah naaah

Ren nah naaah

 

Mary:

A present for me?

 

Road crew chorus:

Ren nah naaah

Ren nah naaah

Ren nah naaah

 

Larry:

Hmmm, we got a present for you!

 

Road crew chorus:

Ren nah naaah

Ren nah naaah

Ren nah naaah

 

Mary:

Whaddya got?

 

Road crew chorus:

Ren nah naaah

 

Mary:

Whaddya gonna give me?

 

Road crew chorus:

Ren nah naaah

Ren nah naaah

 

Larry:

It looks just like a telefunken u-47

You?ll love it...

 

Mary:

With leather?

 

Central scrutinizer:

Eh errr, eh eh...this is,eh, the central scrutinizer again...

And so mary was enticed away from joe

By an evil barbarian with a wrench in his pocket

Lured into a life of sleazery

With the entire road crew of some

Famous rock group

(I don?t know whether it was really toad-o or not

...i don?t know... I?ll check it out)

Again we see

Music

Causing

Big trouble!

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looking for a short term top to come in the 1055 area. posted a chart last week w/ es prices holding an uptrend line since early august. on 240min chart, clear 5 wave is progress, in 5 now. will get balls to walls short at 1055 or a break of uptrend line at 1020.

quarter end markup coming. expect 9/25(thur) to be the big upday next week, trades settle 9/30. 4th qtr will belong to bears.

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My F.Z. song devoted to DICK Grasso.

 

 

 

Zappa Frank

Heavenly Bank Account

 

And if these words you do not heed

Your pocketbook just kinda might recede

When some man comes along and claims a godly need

He will clean you out right through your tweed

 

("That's right, you asked for it, remember there is a big difference

between kneeling down and bending over . . .")

 

He's got twenty million dollars

In his Heavenly Bank Account . . .

All from those chumps who was

Born again

Oh yeah, oh yeah

 

He's got seven limousines

And a private plane . . .

All for the use of his

Special Friends

Oh yeah, oh yeah

 

He's got thousand-dollar suits

And a Wembley Tie . . .

Girls love to stroke it

While he's on the phone

Oh yeah, oh yeah

 

At the House of Representatives

He's a groovy guy . . .

When he Gives Thanks

He is not alone . . .

 

He is dealin'

He is really dealin'

IRS can't determine

Where The Hook is

 

It is easy with the Bible

To pretend that

You're in Show Biz

(And a-one, and a-two, and a . . . )

 

They won't get him

They will never get him

For the naughty stuff

That he did

 

It is best in cases like this

To pretend that

You are stupid

(DOH . . . )

 

He's got Presidential Help

All along the way

He says the grace

While the lawyers chew

Oh yeah

They sure do

 

And the Governors agree to say:

"He's a lovely man!"

He makes it easier for

Them to screw

All of you . . .

Yes, that's true!

 

'Cause he helps put The Fear of God

In the Common Man

Snatchin' up money

Everywhere he can

Oh yeah

Oh yeah

 

He's got twenty million dollars

In his Heavenly Bank Account

You ain't got nothin', people

You ain't got nothin', people

You ain't got nothin', people

Thank the man . . . oh yeah

 

As we end another broadcast day

Let me say

That you ain't got nothin'

And he's got it all

 

 

BES & Die,

 

I agree 100%

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Matrix Footprints in the HUI everywhere.

 

Check out the intraday action in CDE, BGO, and HL

 

All three were SMOKED on HUGE VOLUME the last hour of trading.

 

Somebody was given instructions to sell these three down HARD to avoid a weekly close over 207.

 

Yet, look at GSS, GLG, NEM, FCX, all of these closed near the highs of the day.

 

Crooks, swindlers, theives, jobbers, operators, 3-card monty players, all of them.

 

EFF THE MATRIX.

 

EFF THE GOLD CAPPERS.

 

EFF THE BULLION BANKERS.

FCUK them! I bought more CDE at the close! :lol:

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As my pal TE says we are so very CLOSE to the cliff dive. No shorts left, hence no more fuel, Vix approaching another all time low, record margin debt higher than at the top-the stage is being set. The market looked like an old hooker with her last customer of the day-Slow and Sloppy! Gold continues to climb that wall-that alone should be warning enough to those who are long. MSN reported today that Shrub is going to meet personally with European leaders and basically grovel for help in iraq-bet i know what the answer will be! Brazil today told him "no way". There ain't no money left to keep George & Tonys excellent adventure going- and fund the deficit at the same time, I think the tipping point is when we hear the words "fiscal crisis" being uttered by Pubs and Dems at the same time either taxes get raised or the Boys come home look for option 1 "taxes" to be raised there is no other way out and we already know that States, Counties and Citys are raising every tax they can get there hands on-the markets had a nice rally longer and stronger than any of us thought but reality time is about to smack us in the face. Trade Safe!

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George & Tonys excellent adventure

:lol:

 

For Soup...

 

The torture never stops.

The torture.. the torture..

The torture never stops.

 

Flies all green and buzzin',

in this dungeon of despair.

Who are all those people,

that he's locked away down there?

Are they crazy?

Are they sainted?

Are they zeroes,

someone painted?

 

And it's never been explained,

since it first it was created.

But a dungeon, like a sin,

requires not but lockin' in,

of everything that's ever been.

Look at her.

Look at him.

 

That's what's the deal we're dealin' in.

That's what's the deal we're dealin' in.

That's what's the deal we're dealin' in.

That's what's the deal we're dealin' in.

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BGO now printing at $2.40, up 11 cents AH.

 

Matrix Jammers spooked out all the retail longs, now the "Institutions" are piling in after hours.

 

Theives working their magic.

 

Tony Soprano can't hold a candle to these NYSE hoodlums.

yeah, "settling" my ass...talk about late trading...

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A QUICK QUIZ. What does a company bleeding red ink in the cutthroat PC industry do with spare cash that it nets from laying off its employees and outsourcing the jobs to India?*

 

Answer: HP goes shopping! Yes, HP, that computing once-giant that appears to be busily shedding its staff as fast as the new 9500 series can print out pink slips in vividly color matched shades is on a shopping spree. And what's HP buying? Executoys of course.

 

 

http://www.theinquirer.net/?article=11542

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Glad you're back, End. Love the Zappa tunes, especially the first ?one. ?:lol:

 

Stoolville just ain't the same without the tunes..... :D

I thought of you when posting that one G.M (the dead). Peace brotha.

 

Icky,

 

Zoot Allures. :) Great album.

TE,

 

Just hang out and chill with us, Bro'. Let us know what you see, hear, & think. Stoolworld is better for it.

 

Remember what Confucius says, "when I was 60, I was no longer argumentative" :lol:

 

Any mofo that mis-invests that gets on your case, we'll just tell 'em to HIT THE ROAD, JACK! :D

 

Now, gimme sumthin' that says, good times is commin' for bears :rolleyes:

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