Guest Posted January 30, 2004 Report Share Posted January 30, 2004 Warren Buffet will ship all plutocrats, including himself, to Pluto, after completing the Titanistan Pipeline. Titanistan! Maybe that's where bin Laden's bin hiding! The only question is which province; Enronistan, Halliburtonistan, or Buffetstan? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hiding Bear Posted January 30, 2004 Report Share Posted January 30, 2004 Even this den might be surprised that the natgas on Mars was discussed by Haliburton in the OIl & Gas Journal a year ago. I gues the trillion $ cost to set up the Mars an Moon base will be absorbed by Uncle Sam, with certain oil development companies getting in on the energy profits. And we thought all big oil wanted was to get thier hands on Iraq and the rest of the ME. Lots of good comments above. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigWave Posted January 30, 2004 Report Share Posted January 30, 2004 Too funny Sled Jeez, you guys are having fun while I'm having to work..Incredibly, in what is traditionally our worst month, we are smokin...steel has gone up about 15% and the rest of my suppliers are floating "price increase" trial balloons almost across the board..I have to play them against each other to keep a lid on increases and it's f*cking time consuming...much more fun when they all come to you and bid against each other.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brian4 Posted January 30, 2004 Report Share Posted January 30, 2004 Futures going nowhere Spoo's down about two below fair value-Nazy 4 above f.v-$ is down. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 30, 2004 Report Share Posted January 30, 2004 Brian, 6 copies of "The Day After Roswell" on sale on Ebay. I bid on one. P.S. My brother lives on the old Air base. He bought a 4 bedroom Officers base housing for under 28,000 about 10 years ago. He really gets pissed when ya talk about the Aliens. I will read it then send it to him just to fire him up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brian4 Posted January 30, 2004 Report Share Posted January 30, 2004 Depends did Mr. Markie stick to a sell?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigWave Posted January 30, 2004 Report Share Posted January 30, 2004 But hey, super bowl's in the house..I live downtown and man it is a non-stop party..the hottest ticket is the Maxim party..easier to get a game ticket..also the Playboy party is tonite and Hef and his viagra are hosting... Man I tried everything I could to get those tickets and I have some LONG standing connections for event tickets..there was no way..not enough juice.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
depends Posted January 30, 2004 Report Share Posted January 30, 2004 Depends did Mr. Markie stick to a sell?? b4 - you tell me. click my link below. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Butterfield 8 Posted January 30, 2004 Report Share Posted January 30, 2004 mjk - thanks - yes, I remember hearing about it , it was a while ago. Thread - It was the worst day, life has not and never will be the same. I knew people who died in the towers, and several who made it out in time. I know civilians have been killed to start wars more than once in this century. But I cannot accept it without losing all faith in us as a species. There was a lot of oil to be had via a pipeline deal through Afghanistan. Maybe they planned that one the day after the inauguration too. Too horrible to contemplate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
threadbare Posted January 30, 2004 Report Share Posted January 30, 2004 Sphynxter, Uffda! You too. Wish people would quit picking on us. If I hear one more comment about Osama bin Svenson, I think I'll go out of my freakin' mind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brian4 Posted January 30, 2004 Report Share Posted January 30, 2004 The amazing thing about Corso was he was a confidante of several Prez a winner of 19 service medals, the first American Commander of the first deployed American missile battery. The foreword to the book is written by the then (now deceased) Senator StromThurmond then Chairman of the Senate Defense Commitee. Corso got a call in the middle of the night to get his butt to Roswell and take charge of a mess. When he looked in the boxes it changed his life-that call came from the Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of staff and the greatest cover up ever was underway. Funnily enough the Hero in the end was Ronald Reagan it is a great read. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brian4 Posted January 30, 2004 Report Share Posted January 30, 2004 Takachi welcome during the day we do trade a lot-right now we are kicking back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 30, 2004 Report Share Posted January 30, 2004 You all know that I try to post job cuts and layoff when I find them. But this one is really shocking! KABUL (Voice of Sharia) -- Citing worldwide reaction to last week's terrorist attacks, multi-national terror network Al Qaeda announced Thursday that it would lay off 5,000 or more holy warriors. The "holy war" concern said the move was necessary because of an expected 20 percent fatwah reduction and cost and complexity of thwarting new airport and immigration security procedures, according to a statement broadcast on Afghanistan's Voice of Sharia radio. "This is, without a doubt, the most difficult thing I have had to do in my over two decades as a mujahad," said Al Qaeda mastermind and chief operations officer Osama bin Laden in a letter to employees. He added, "Some of these people are my friends, who have been fighting the infidel by my side since we were living in caves in Afghanistan during the Soviet occupation. We are still living in caves in Afghanistan, but I believe the bottom is forming and we will see a turnaround soon, provided we can meet the challenge by getting both leaner AND meaner." "I have declared a state of emergency at Al Qaeda," he said. "This declaration is an official recognition that, hard as it may be to accept, our network's very survival depends on dramatic change to our operations, our jihad and worst of all our staffing levels." The cuts, bin Laden said, would include both mujahadin (holy warriors) and ulema (clerics). They will impact Afghanistan, Pakistan and Iraq. Some mujahadin will be notified immediately, others won't be notified until the end of next week as they finish attacks in progress or in late stages of planning, according to Taliban spokesman Wakil Ahmed. Staff cuts for suicide pilots, car bombers, petty religious clerics and other Al Qaeda holy warriors will be based on seniority, Ahmed said, in a deal worked out at a meeting between bin Laden and union officials from the IBIJ (International Brotherhood of the Islamic Jihad). Mujahadin and others who lose their jobs will not receive any sort of severance package, according to the Al Qaeda statement. Pakistan, which oversees Al Qaeda and its subsidiary Taliban organization, is the world's largest country with a pre-medieval culture and justice system. The country's latest quarterly report said the different units of the Al Qaeda/Taliban organization, including the madrassas (schools Pakistan has been running for twenty years to turn ordinary children into suicidal holy warriors) had at total of 30,000 employees, meaning the cut represents a 16 percent reduction in staff. Al Qaeda is the latest in a string of Islamic terror network layoff announcements, pushing the total of announced cuts in the last five days to 10,000. Referring to massive U.S. troop movements involving three carrier groups in the Mediterranean and Arabian Sea, worried Afghani ulemas in testimony during the emergency sharia council in Khandahar on Thursday told their spiritual leader Mullah Mohammed Omar that the number is likely to cross the 20,000 threshold in the coming days, through attrition, with none of the expected openings slated to be refilled. OIC (Organization of the Islamic Conference) and bin Laden are considering spending billions on emergency aid to the industry, distributed through a vast network of corrupt Saudi emirs, international prostitution rings and drug smugglers. The current exchange rate is approximately 100,000 afghanis to the dollar. The PLO announced Tuesday it will reduce its workforce by 200 to 300 sleeper agents worldwide by end of 2004 at its commercial bus bombing division and restaurant theater operations. (If only it were true) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 30, 2004 Report Share Posted January 30, 2004 SAN DIEGO - Former Navy Cmdr. Lloyd "Pete" Bucher, who was commander of the USS Pueblo when the spy ship was captured by North Korea in 1968 and helped his crew survive nearly a year of abuse in captivity only to nearly face a court-martial, has died. He was 76. http://www.mercurynews.com/mld/mercurynews...nia/7827280.htm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The End Posted January 30, 2004 Report Share Posted January 30, 2004 All are asleep now. Any stoolie get the jist of or thought possible that piece on the missing wings? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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