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#106 NWD

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Posted 24 September 2004 - 01:26 PM

didja notice Froohlick in his striped suit, striped shirt and checkered tie, he looked like a Harp. 

Froehlich, the PhD of Whoring & Shilling, used most of his time on Squawk to pump commodities. What he didn't mention, nor did any of the Squawk lackeys, was that his firm, Scudder, just IPO'd TODAY, their Global Commodities Fund (GCS).

Later Piss-On-Me used his entire report to tout this fund. The blatant corruption on Crapvision knows no bounds.

Man, I wondered about that! Now I know.

#107 An Ant

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Posted 24 September 2004 - 01:27 PM

Who did they catch ? :o

#108 Tchaikofsky

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Posted 24 September 2004 - 01:28 PM

Who did they catch ? :o

Shortsellers with tight stops. <_<

#109 purdymouth

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Posted 24 September 2004 - 01:28 PM

jam after inexplicable jam

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Posted 24 September 2004 - 01:33 PM

ok what the hell is going on?

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Posted 24 September 2004 - 01:33 PM

FNM fell to a 13-month low today.

However -- since this is obviously a "national security" issue (wink, wink) -- unconventional measures may be required to reliquify the agency paper market. :(
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#112 purdymouth

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Posted 24 September 2004 - 01:36 PM

&%$%#&$**%&$$&#@@!@#$

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Posted 24 September 2004 - 01:36 PM

nice normal moves...someone just inked a deal to tap into to the SPR, and of course more deals will be announced whenever 990N needs a good stick save at critical support.

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Posted 24 September 2004 - 01:38 PM

didja notice Froohlick in his striped suit, striped shirt and checkered tie, he looked like a Harp. 

Froehlich, the PhD of Whoring & Shilling, used most of his time on Squawk to pump commodities. What he didn't mention, nor did any of the Squawk lackeys, was that his firm, Scudder, just IPO'd TODAY, their Global Commodities Fund (GCS).

Later Piss-On-Me used his entire report to tout this fund. The blatant corruption on Crapvision knows no bounds.

Man, I wondered about that! Now I know.

I went through the details on that fund. It makes no sense for the investor. You start off 5% in the hole with the sales and underwriting fees. There is little or no yield. Closed-end typically employ leverage that enables them to enhance performance. These guys don't.
There are good managers in the commodity fund arena with good track records. This thing just looks like theft to me.
Good for the firm, good for the broker. I guess they figure 2 out of 3 isn't bad.

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Posted 24 September 2004 - 01:39 PM

thanks Al...was it good for you?

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Posted 24 September 2004 - 01:42 PM

&%$%#&$**%&$$&#@@!@#$

Someone needed 2.7M QQQ shares within 100 ticks or so... just hadda have em.

...A declining spenglerian carnival of Colossaalism united with Inflation where the numbers one through 10 are forever banished as worthless arithmetical detritus from a bygone age... - Beardrech

Naturally we believe the govt numbers... and Boobus Americanus sleepwalks off the edge of the energy-crisis cliff clutching his shares of "Crisco", Yoohoo and GooGah munching on his Yum Yums and Ho Hos. Future historians will have a hell of a time figuring out what the hell Americanus neanderthalus was thinking and exactly what brought on his sudden demise... - Henny Penny

Well, good night everyone. I gotta go lube up for tomorrow's regular end-of-week Gold Slapdown and Stock Index Bear Punishment Rally Weekend Greenprint. ...Probably another Shock-and-Awe Gap-Up-Open and Wire-to-Wire Meltup Runaway Bull Charge Mo-Mo Spike to Fresh New All-Time Lifetime Highs, culminating in a 4:15 yelping scalded dog runoff with panic short-covering and legal not-held bad double fills due to fast market conditions, plus quote system freeze-ups and trading platform lock-outs along the way. *yawn* typical gov't Friday. - Shorty


#117 Tchaikofsky

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Posted 24 September 2004 - 01:49 PM

thanks Al...was it good for you?

"You sure you've got the whole fist up there, doc?" :huh:

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Posted 24 September 2004 - 01:50 PM

OK-opening in 7 minutes and running all the way to the bell-should be our way the cluster crossover kicks in at the bottom of the hour and stays in till the bell-Helmets on, Buckle up! ;)

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Posted 24 September 2004 - 01:54 PM

thanks Al...was it good for you?

"You sure you've got the whole fist up there, doc?" :huh:

On a 5min Nasty it looks like da finga :lol:

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Posted 24 September 2004 - 01:59 PM

Next week is crash starting time :ph34r: Oct 11 is new moon

One week in front of newmoon LOB :ph34r:

Oct 11 also columbus day 3 day wkend :o





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