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A doctor who spoke limited Spanish was rushed to a car in the ER parking lot to find a Spanish woman in the process of giving birth. Wanting to tell the woman to push he started yelling "Puta! Puta! Puta!" At this the grandmother started to cry and the baby's father had to be restrained. What the doctor should have been saying was "Puja!" (Push!) Instead he was saying "Whore! Whore! Whore!"

 

A 28-year old male was brought into the ER after an attempted suicide. The man had swallowed several nitroglycerin pills and a fifth of vodka. When asked about the bruises about his head and chest he said that they were from him ramming himself into the wall in an attempt to make the nitroglycerin explode.

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Rich I am early in the learning curve with GANN..... I hpe BB is lurking and will offer us an answer.

 

GANN really drives home that you need to be discerning as to the time line of a move or as Doc says the cycles of the stock....

 

I like the square of nine ... uncanny how the targets i arrive at by fibonnacci match up with the Square.....

 

I feel that BB is correct that you can identify windows of time that a chnge / reversal etc have a higher probability of occuring in...

 

Capitsl stool ....cycles waves Gann fibonacci pattern recognition........ everything but the kitchen sink!!!

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I feel like Boromeer at the council in the lord of the rings.

 

'it is a gift'

 

if i wasn't already 100% in, this is where i could add.

 

maybe i should resign the day job so i can take the 401k money and put it into my ira where i could do something useful with it, like buy puts.

 

oh, well, just along for the ride.

 

ladies and gentlemen, fasten your seatbelts.

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SG dings

 

The retrace going yet higher... have you heard this before in the last few weeks?

 

What has occurred every time after??? BIG DROPS

 

24.28 is a the new Fibo retrace number.... yet ANOTHER 78.6% retrace

 

This is seriously setting up for some bitch slapping soon...

 

SG maintains his shorts and is not concerned.... just lots of hysterical action symptomatic of alot of HOPING

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SG dings

 

The retrace going yet higher... have you heard this before in the last few weeks?

 

What has occurred every time after??? BIG DROPS

 

24.28 is a the new Fibo retrace number.... yet ANOTHER 78.6% retrace

 

This is seriously setting up for some bitch slapping soon...

 

SG maintains his shorts and is not concerned.... just lots of hysterical action symptomatic of alot of HOPING

thanks, i needed that.

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