Guest Posted February 6, 2004 Report Share Posted February 6, 2004 Just hours after singer Janet Jackson shocked the world by exposing her right boob at the conclusion of Sunday?s Super Bowl halftime show, Attorney General John Ashcroft ordered the offending boob detained ?indefinitely,? Mr. Ashcroft confirmed today. ?Janet Jackson?s right boob has been taken into custody and sent to Guantanamo Bay for questioning,? Mr. Ashcroft told reporters in a Washington briefing. ?We?d very much like to know what the boob knew and when it knew it.? . . . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chibear Posted February 6, 2004 Report Share Posted February 6, 2004 Good morning Glad. Great opening. Another goodie from ags nightmare in M2M, referring to the chart as : "TASR's Tower of Terror .." Trade good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 6, 2004 Report Share Posted February 6, 2004 Ha yes, very funny Glad.. Unbelievable fuss being made over Janet's boob I must say.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimi Posted February 6, 2004 Report Share Posted February 6, 2004 Top of the morning to you all! Here comes The Big Number! Lies! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearbones Posted February 6, 2004 Report Share Posted February 6, 2004 The real unemployment rate just shot up to 10.9%. http://www.bls.gov/news.release/empsit.t12.htm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 6, 2004 Report Share Posted February 6, 2004 Nothing to see here. Move along. Jimi...I'm with you...Lies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wndysrf Posted February 6, 2004 Report Share Posted February 6, 2004 Wow!!! Look at John Law II jamming the futures!!! Incredible!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimi Posted February 6, 2004 Report Share Posted February 6, 2004 December's 1,000 figure was revised upward. To 16,000. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
K Wave Rider Posted February 6, 2004 Report Share Posted February 6, 2004 Total chaos in all futures contracts.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
K Wave Rider Posted February 6, 2004 Report Share Posted February 6, 2004 Euro launched a full penny in about 4 minutes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimi Posted February 6, 2004 Report Share Posted February 6, 2004 Euro launched a full penny in about 4 minutes And gold recovered about $5. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrStool Posted February 6, 2004 Report Share Posted February 6, 2004 Good morning! I am running late this morning as usual. Due to yesterday's market miasma, I have extended free access for Anals subscribers to Stooltrading through the weekend. Use the user name and password posted in your Anals Intraday. Get instant access to the Anals here. The $2.99 - 15 day special will end this weekend! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearbones Posted February 6, 2004 Report Share Posted February 6, 2004 Not a very good report but they will see what they want to see. "Many of the new jobs came from a 76,000 increase in the retail sector. But anal cysts had said before the report that a seasonal adjustment quirk would be the main reason for such a rise. They said there would be a gain because retailers took on fewer employees than expected in the holiday shopping months, which would mean that according to the seasonal adjustments in the report there would be fewer layoffs in January.' http://biz.yahoo.com/rb/040206/economy_unemployment_2.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wndysrf Posted February 6, 2004 Report Share Posted February 6, 2004 Total chaos in all futures contracts.. What did you expect?? The markets are loaded down with so much leverage and speculation, its bound to be as volatile as the Psycho Ex-Girlfriend who calls your answering machine 14 times a day, demanding to know "what happened to the relationship?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FeedFool Posted February 6, 2004 Report Share Posted February 6, 2004 Stock maket had a crash but no one has noticed it, will soon reach the bottom. Sir John Laws II fixed market?? http://stoolcities.capitalstool.com/feed_fool/tick.gif click here://http://stoolcities.capitalstool.com...gif click here://http://stoolcities.capitalstool.com...gif click here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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