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Just hours after singer Janet Jackson shocked the world by exposing her right boob at the conclusion of Sunday?s Super Bowl halftime show, Attorney General John Ashcroft ordered the offending boob detained ?indefinitely,? Mr. Ashcroft confirmed today.

 

?Janet Jackson?s right boob has been taken into custody and sent to Guantanamo Bay for questioning,? Mr. Ashcroft told reporters in a Washington briefing. ?We?d very much like to know what the boob knew and when it knew it.? . . .

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Good morning! I am running late this morning as usual. Due to yesterday's market miasma, I have extended free access for Anals subscribers to Stooltrading through the weekend. Use the user name and password posted in your Anals Intraday.

 

Get instant access to the Anals here. The $2.99 - 15 day special will end this weekend!

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Not a very good report but they will see what they want to see.

 

"Many of the new jobs came from a 76,000 increase in the retail sector. But anal cysts had said before the report that a seasonal adjustment quirk would be the main reason for such a rise. They said there would be a gain because retailers took on fewer employees than expected in the holiday shopping months, which would mean that according to the seasonal adjustments in the report there would be fewer layoffs in January.'

 

http://biz.yahoo.com/rb/040206/economy_unemployment_2.html

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Total chaos in all futures contracts..

What did you expect??

 

The markets are loaded down with so much leverage and speculation, its bound to be as volatile as the Psycho Ex-Girlfriend who calls your answering machine 14 times a day, demanding to know "what happened to the relationship?"

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