richmtn Posted March 2, 2003 Author Report Share Posted March 2, 2003 You know "that look" women get when they want sex? Me neither." ~ Steve Martin "Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand." ~ Woody Allen "Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night." ~ Rodney Dangerfield "There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL." ~ Lynn Lavner "Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope." ~ Camille Paglia "Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation. The other eight are unimportant." ~ George Burns "Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship." ~ Sharon Stone "Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men. Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps." ~ Tiger Woods "My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch." ~ Jack Nicholson "Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is." ~ Barbara Bush (Former US First Lady, and you didn't think Barbara had a sense of humor) "Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet." ~ Robin Williams "Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place." ~ Billy Crystal "According to a new survey, women say they feel more comfortable undressing in front of men than they do undressing in front of other women. They say that women are too judgmental, where, of course, men are just grateful." ~ Robert De Niro "There's a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men are having allergic reactions to latex condoms. They say they cause severe swelling. So what's the problem?" ~ Dustin Hoffman "There's very little advice in men's magazines, because men think, 'I know what I'm doing. Just show me somebody naked'." ~ Jerry Seinfeld "Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and just give her a house." ~ Rod Stewart "See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
richmtn Posted March 2, 2003 Author Report Share Posted March 2, 2003 VIKINGS ********************* Two doctors and an HMO manager died and lined up at the pearly gates for admission to heaven. St. Peter asked them to identify themselves. One doctor stepped forward and said, "I was a pediatric orthopedic surgeon and helped correct deformities in children." St. Peter said, "You may enter." The second doctor said, "I was a psychiatrist. I helped people rehabilitate themselves." St. Peter also invited him in. The third applicant stepped forward and said, "I was an HMO manager. I helped people get cost-effective health care." St. Peter said, "You can come in too." As the HMO manager walked by, St. Peter added, "You can only stay three days. After that, you can go to hell." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
richmtn Posted March 2, 2003 Author Report Share Posted March 2, 2003 Three women die together in an accident and go to heaven. When they get there, St. Peter says, We only have one rule here in heaven ... don't step on the ducks. So they enter heaven, and sure enough, there are ducks all over the place. It is almost impossible not to step on a duck, and although they try their best to avoid them, the first woman accidentally steps on one. Along comes St. Peter with the ugliest man she ever saw. St. Peter chains them together and says, Your punishment for stepping on a duck is to spend eternity chained to this ugly man! The next day, the second woman accidentally steps on a duck, and along comes St. Peter, who doesn't miss a thing, and with him is another extremely ugly man. He chains them together with the same punishment as the first woman. The third woman has observed all this and, not wanting to be chained for all eternity to an ugly man, is very, VERY careful where she steps. She manages to go months without stepping on any ducks, but one ! day St. Peter comes up to her with the most handsome man she has ever laid eyes on ...very tall, tan, muscular, and with good hair. St. Peter chains them together without saying a word. The woman remarks, I wonder what I did to deserve being chained to you for all of eternity? And the guy says, Well, I don't know what you did, but I stepped on a duck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
richmtn Posted March 2, 2003 Author Report Share Posted March 2, 2003 Quotations from The Wheel of Time by Carlos Castaneda Feeling important makes one heavy, clumsy and vain. To be a warrior one needs to be light and fluid." From A Separate Reality Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
richmtn Posted March 2, 2003 Author Report Share Posted March 2, 2003 Looks to me like cousin HUI will be finding a bottom soon. This chart has produced successful results in the past. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Metamucil Posted March 2, 2003 Report Share Posted March 2, 2003 Funny jokes Ahh, Carlos. The chapter "Petty Tyrant" from "The Fire Within" (I think) describes mr. market quite well.... No doubts here........ 13 weeker about to hurl down.....under the influence of the 7 week and 12 month cycle tops. Rich, you got dat gann pic updated? Nailed it last week..........like cmaps.....almost. Doc's work is without peer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
richmtn Posted March 2, 2003 Author Report Share Posted March 2, 2003 MAUREEN DOWD Bush's Warsaw War Pact The Bush administration has embraced the former Soviet Bloc satellites to protect us from the machinations of France and Germany. Ready or Not... (February 23, 2003) The Venus Trap (February 16, 2003) Pass the Duct Tape (February 12, 2003) THOMAS L. FRIEDMAN The Gridlock Gang Building democracy in Iraq will require a revolution in thinking among Americans, Arabs and Europeans. My Survival Kit (February 23, 2003) Tell the Truth (February 19, 2003) Peking Duct Tape (February 16, 2003) BOB HERBERT Hijacking the Future Gov. George Pataki is waging an unconscionable budget war against public schools, which in many parts of the state were already in desperate trouble. Looking Back at an Ugly Time (February 24, 2003) A Strange Budget Cut (February 20, 2003) Strategic Advice From the Public (February 17, 2003) BILL KELLER Fear on the Home Front In the short run, war is perilous. In the long run, peace can be a killer, too. The I-Can't-Believe-I'm-a-Hawk Club (February 8, 2003) Why Bush Won't Wait (January 25, 2003) At the Short End of the Axis of Evil: Some F.A.Q.'s (January 11, 2003) NICHOLAS D. KRISTOF Secret, Scary Plans The scariest work under way in the Pentagon these days is the planning for a possible military strike against nuclear sites in North Korea. Hitler on the Nile (February 25, 2003) Our New Hydrogen Bomb (February 21, 2003) Mr. Bush's Liberal Problem (February 18, 2003) PAUL KRUGMAN No Relief in Sight One doesn't have to be a doomsayer to feel that the badly hurtling economy is all too likely to get even worse. Threats, Promises and Lies (February 25, 2003) The Martial Plan (February 21, 2003) Behind the Great Divide (February 18, 2003) WILLIAM SAFIRE Of Rats and Squirrels We had a few rats in the Nixon White House, but faithful Press Secretary Ronald L. Ziegler was one of the squirrels. The Other War (February 24, 2003) The Yes-But Parade (February 20, 2003) The Right Resolution (February 17, 2003) NY TIMES Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Metamucil Posted March 2, 2003 Report Share Posted March 2, 2003 Did anyone see the SNL take on borkers? I'm not sure I wanted to see it; who will be on the other side of our trades? :grin: They aren't talking about this.....yet........ Bond double top. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
richmtn Posted March 2, 2003 Author Report Share Posted March 2, 2003 Thanks Meta but I really don't think it's that good. Nice start in learning the tool. What it does for me though is give me some structure to watch as the day progresses. I'm afraid I have so many lines on the chart now that the prices are bound to hit something. As far as Gann BB is the man. As you know he has been posting on MIT IDS. Nice to see his charts and now that I am a little more familiar they actually make sense to me. The cycles have become distorted. While looking for a short cycle that is working I came up with that 6 week cycle length (chart above). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
richmtn Posted March 2, 2003 Author Report Share Posted March 2, 2003 Richmtn's Gestalt-O-Graph Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
richmtn Posted March 3, 2003 Author Report Share Posted March 3, 2003 Note to self. Wisdom of Jesse Livermore ? "The desire for constant action irrespective of underlying conditions is responsible for many losses in Wall Street even among the professionals, who feel that they must take home some money every day, as though they were working for regular wages." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stormydaze Posted March 3, 2003 Report Share Posted March 3, 2003 VIKINGS ********************* Two doctors and an HMO manager died and lined up at the pearly gates for admission to heaven. St. Peter asked them to identify themselves. One doctor stepped forward and said, "I was a pediatric orthopedic surgeon and helped correct deformities in children." St. Peter said, "You may enter." The second doctor said, "I was a psychiatrist. I helped people rehabilitate themselves." St. Peter also invited him in. The third applicant stepped forward and said, "I was an HMO manager. I helped people get cost-effective health care." St. Peter said, "You can come in too." As the HMO manager walked by, St. Peter added, "You can only stay three days. After that, you can go to hell." Tanks Mr. Coffee, oops I mean Rich. Cousin Hewey needs to hold that line. Regards Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FeedFool Posted March 3, 2003 Report Share Posted March 3, 2003 What da ya think will happen? 4th ????????? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goldmember Posted March 3, 2003 Report Share Posted March 3, 2003 Excellent cut and paste Feed! Vivid display of similar cycle portions only they seem much weaker now. :grin: Anybody remember this: I seem to recall there was a bit of skepticism about this one. :grin: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 3, 2003 Report Share Posted March 3, 2003 SPX and VIX 60 min charts overlay 4% gain from SPX low 12% Drop in the VIX Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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