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And why will you not believe them? They are flagging what is their computer program and you do not need to be a hacker. GS or JPM should know. Anybody else probably does not have a clue (or the power).

 

If it's that cut in stone..mandate every individual in the USA with a 201k, TSA, Pension fund, inept Calpers, Harvard Endowment Fund ( bozos ), brokerage account, UTMA's, self directed IRA's to get into the funds/IBD mo mo crap they are gonna jam up so they can get the 18 %. Tell us already.....the markets are a friggin joke so let's make it hilarious...let's screw with every metric ever used and obliterate it until intellectual thinkers are smashing their heads against the green monster at Fenway Park.

 

If the government has made the stock market the economy( and it has )...tell us so we can all enter our no risk trades on Monday...seriously..why the hell don't they just advertise what "number" they ( presidents working group) picked for the SPX just like when Barton Biggs 150 points above the SPX low was told by a bunch of pigmen that the low would be "666"....6 friggin 66.....and they hit it.....wtf ????

 

So let us know....we can get the TONY DOW to 40000 in a year if that's what they want...sheet...we can get past Brazil if the stock markets the economy...I'll load up on any horsesheet they want....advertise it...bypass Crapvision..go right to the public and make a special speech saying we are opening at TONY DOW 30,000 on January 15th...get in now for this once in a lifetime opportunity....

 

Apparently Helo Ben's "targeting "assets" so instead of trying to put the guise of "free market capitalism" on this pile of sheet......Eat sheet Pudlow you wanker....C'mon Clowngress.....just tell us whats gonna happen and when....After all...this is the worst economy since the Great Depression dontcha know ?????.......................it will free Helo boy of Clowngressional hearings and spare the public from hearing moron's in Government asking Ben questions about the life expectancy of house flys..........it will free Turbo Timmy from pigmen bonus backlash...we all will be rich so we can spend our money on sheet made in China.....hell we don't even have to be employed if they tell us where we are going...

 

Come on Boys...just tell us what to buy..tell us what to front tun..send us private emails so we can get in....America will eat it up and forget about who Tiger's number twelve is.....you got the power...use it...

 

rant over...foulke JPM and GS....where's the Tylenol...

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Lol...just wondered how old Whiskey was when he said he had two teens...from Wiki....gotta like the "memorable quotes"

 

Also, famous for calling the "Haines Bottom" in the down peak of the March 2009 lows (now referenced almost daily on CNBC).

 

Memorable Quotes

 

* "Liiiiiivvvvvveeeee, from the Financial Capital of the World..."

* "Let's go Around the Horn shall we?"

* "Ohhhhhh Trrriiiisssshhhhhh"

 

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mark_Haines

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If it's that cut in stone..mandate every individual in the USA with a 201k, TSA, Pension fund, inept Calpers, Harvard Endowment Fund ( bozos ), brokerage account, UTMA's, self directed IRA's to get into the funds/IBD mo mo crap they are gonna jam up so they can get the 18 %. Tell us already.....the markets are a friggin joke so let's make it hilarious...let's screw with every metric ever used and obliterate it until intellectual thinkers are smashing their heads against the green monster at Fenway Park.

 

If the government has made the stock market the economy( and it has )...tell us so we can all enter our no risk trades on Monday...seriously..why the hell don't they just advertise what "number" they ( presidents working group) picked for the SPX just like when Barton Biggs 150 points above the SPX low was told by a bunch of pigmen that the low would be "666"....6 friggin 66.....and they hit it.....wtf ????

 

So let us know....

 

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Come on Boys...just tell us what to buy..tell us what to front tun..send us private emails so we can get in....America will eat it up and forget about who Tiger's number twelve is.....you got the power...use it...

 

rant over...foulke JPM and GS....where's the Tylenol...

Recall that we were told to buy by no less than the Stockbroker in Chief.

 

What more do you want? Congress does not have time to mandate what stocks to buy. They have to work on the transfer of all the rest of the people's assets to the rich.

 

And in any regard, the Administration told Congress they were no longer needed and that the various federal regulatory agencies would make all decisions and they will be final and non-appealable. And it seems like the Fed and the other subsidiaries of Goldman Sachs are doing a fine job.

 

Jeez, how much clearer does it have to be? Take another Prozac and comply.

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Recall that we were told to buy by no less than the Stockbroker in Chief.

 

What more do you want? Congress does not have time to mandate what stocks to buy. They have to work on the transfer of all the rest of the people's assets to the rich.

 

And in any regard, the Administration told Congress they were no longer needed and that the various federal regulatory agencies would make all decisions and they will be final and non-appealable. And it seems like the Fed and the other subsidiaries of Goldman Sachs are doing a fine job.

 

Jeez, how much clearer does it have to be? Take another Prozac and comply.

 

 

Prozac is too mild. Need shock therapy or frontal lobotamy.

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