Guest Posted January 31, 2003 Report Share Posted January 31, 2003 . . . From The Trillionaire Next Door by Andy Borowitz: Penny Stock: A stock in any company involved in the manufacturing and distribution of pennies. Market Top: That balcony above the New York Stock Exchange where they ring that big bell. Spread: The free bagels, donuts, etc., available at investment seminars held at the Ramada Inn. Bearish: The physique day traders eventually develop as a result of spreads. Dip: Anyone who hires a stockbroker. Swing trade: Strategy for adding spice to one's marriage, popularized in the novels of John Updike; also called "swapperooni." EBITDA: Nonsense word used by Pebbles Flintstone. Churning: Common day trader's stomach complaint. Standard deviation: An obsession with ladies' high heels or hosiery. And the following two stoolies joined the community exactly one year ago today: Happy Anniversary, Sigmoid Friend Happy Anniversary, coboy And Happy Anniversary also to FeedFool, ........who celebrates his tomorrow. And finally, Obi-Wan asked me to remind you to look for his very important announcement at 12:45 PM today. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrHanky Posted January 31, 2003 Report Share Posted January 31, 2003 good morning all some stupidity to start the day....fund managers increase holdings! http://biz.yahoo.com/rb/030131/financial_f...und_poll_1.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrHanky Posted January 31, 2003 Report Share Posted January 31, 2003 futures screaming higher compared to yesterday..have not downticked yet we are now 3 pts above fair value,we were 6 points under yesterday...you had to expect it nikeii rescued into positive territory also . economic data @8:30 will tell us if they ramp like hell or tank Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anjing bau Posted January 31, 2003 Report Share Posted January 31, 2003 Paw print of the bear .......open up and then reverse down from there closing below the opening print Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrStool Posted January 31, 2003 Report Share Posted January 31, 2003 Good Morning Stoolburg! Doc hopes that you have stooled yourselves for the inevitable jams we will see on the way down! Jams are opportunities. Meanwhile check out your market stoolwethers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mksloth Posted January 31, 2003 Report Share Posted January 31, 2003 Xbox sales not so hot - MSFT, FCSE, NVDA Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GregFokker Posted January 31, 2003 Report Share Posted January 31, 2003 The US Dollar Credit: http://quotes.ino.com Gold Credit: http://cdchart.innovative-software.com NDX futures (delayed) Credit: http://www.livecharts.com SPX futures (delayed) Credit: http://www.livecharts.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrHanky Posted January 31, 2003 Report Share Posted January 31, 2003 futures dropping just as fast now...ahead of the numbers that mean nothing anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fxfox Posted January 31, 2003 Report Share Posted January 31, 2003 Hello Stooldorf! one day i will wake up and the dollar chart will look like a penis futures have topped out? At least charts say that; we will see. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fxfox Posted January 31, 2003 Report Share Posted January 31, 2003 A ha! There we have it, fresh from the www.forexnews.com printer: "The dollar was little changed in London, even against the yen, despite revelations that Japanese monetary authorities intervened on numerous occasions in January to weaken their currency. Japanese officials conceded that they had in fact used "preemptive" measures aimed at stabilizing the yen, but were not seeking to weakening the currency. The Ministry of Finance described undesirable fluctuations arising from geopolitical risks that the government needed to address and said that its intervention was a little less than $6 bln" everyboday saw it, but always good to have confirmation. But wait till they repatriate................ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fxfox Posted January 31, 2003 Report Share Posted January 31, 2003 pers. income +0.4 pers. spending +0.9 juhuuuu, the mania lives, we will never ever recognize, did you hear it, never!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GregFokker Posted January 31, 2003 Report Share Posted January 31, 2003 Not much bang from the 8:30 news. I'm still recovering from the image of Machinehead watching reruns of the AhOL-Time Warner merger last night. EiFuKu! EiFuKu! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
simple guy Posted January 31, 2003 Report Share Posted January 31, 2003 SG has posted his Friday morning update on the SG forum. SG forum link...hope it works, if not, find it on the stool pigeons wire Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sheet4brain Posted January 31, 2003 Report Share Posted January 31, 2003 SG, dude, you keep on repeating the 'http://' in the beginning of your link. That's why none of your link works. You should only have 1 of them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BubbaBear Posted January 31, 2003 Report Share Posted January 31, 2003 SG has posted his Friday morning update on the SG forum. SG forum link...hope it works, if not, find it on the stool pigeons wire try this Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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