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#46 Drano

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Posted 20 December 2002 - 11:04 AM

per drqno's request yesterday...
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the caca puffs was a quickie. I did change the chef's name on this one :)

The chef's name change was noted and guffawed over!
Of course I'm caustic!

#47 fxfox

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Posted 20 December 2002 - 11:05 AM

That's a pureed net add from Al Green's Upside Down Flying Aligator Jubilee.

please what? :lol:

how much is the net add?
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Posted 20 December 2002 - 11:05 AM

If he does, would you know of an attorney to use for the lawrsuit ? ...in NYC?

Yes, but would it be wise on your part to take the recommendation of guy who calls himself "roidrage" on the internet and consistently loses on the short side by getting stopped out?
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Of course!

So I'll message you.

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Posted 20 December 2002 - 11:06 AM

will the monsters attack 8500 and 900?

when is the "deadline" for the options? At the close?



Equity options expire tomorrow.. Index options expired at the beginning of today's trading..

#50 GregFokker

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Posted 20 December 2002 - 11:06 AM

That's a pureed net add from Al Green's Upside Down Flying Aligator Jubilee.

please what? :lol:

how much is the net add?

Fox, pardonnez moi, but look at the release at the top of the page.

...A declining spenglerian carnival of Colossaalism united with Inflation where the numbers one through 10 are forever banished as worthless arithmetical detritus from a bygone age... - Beardrech

Naturally we believe the govt numbers... and Boobus Americanus sleepwalks off the edge of the energy-crisis cliff clutching his shares of "Crisco", Yoohoo and GooGah munching on his Yum Yums and Ho Hos. Future historians will have a hell of a time figuring out what the hell Americanus neanderthalus was thinking and exactly what brought on his sudden demise... - Henny Penny

Well, good night everyone. I gotta go lube up for tomorrow's regular end-of-week Gold Slapdown and Stock Index Bear Punishment Rally Weekend Greenprint. ...Probably another Shock-and-Awe Gap-Up-Open and Wire-to-Wire Meltup Runaway Bull Charge Mo-Mo Spike to Fresh New All-Time Lifetime Highs, culminating in a 4:15 yelping scalded dog runoff with panic short-covering and legal not-held bad double fills due to fast market conditions, plus quote system freeze-ups and trading platform lock-outs along the way. *yawn* typical gov't Friday. - Shorty


#51 sweefraapp

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Posted 20 December 2002 - 11:10 AM

$ snap shot.

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#52 ShamPoo

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Posted 20 December 2002 - 11:11 AM

Al doesn't predict.....HE COMMANDS

Well, whatever. He's a pretty fart smeller.

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Posted 20 December 2002 - 11:12 AM

coboy,

thanks!

fokker,

means 3 billion? :unsure:
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#54 GregFokker

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Posted 20 December 2002 - 11:16 AM

coboy,

thanks!

fokker,

means 3 billion? :unsure:

You got it.

...A declining spenglerian carnival of Colossaalism united with Inflation where the numbers one through 10 are forever banished as worthless arithmetical detritus from a bygone age... - Beardrech

Naturally we believe the govt numbers... and Boobus Americanus sleepwalks off the edge of the energy-crisis cliff clutching his shares of "Crisco", Yoohoo and GooGah munching on his Yum Yums and Ho Hos. Future historians will have a hell of a time figuring out what the hell Americanus neanderthalus was thinking and exactly what brought on his sudden demise... - Henny Penny

Well, good night everyone. I gotta go lube up for tomorrow's regular end-of-week Gold Slapdown and Stock Index Bear Punishment Rally Weekend Greenprint. ...Probably another Shock-and-Awe Gap-Up-Open and Wire-to-Wire Meltup Runaway Bull Charge Mo-Mo Spike to Fresh New All-Time Lifetime Highs, culminating in a 4:15 yelping scalded dog runoff with panic short-covering and legal not-held bad double fills due to fast market conditions, plus quote system freeze-ups and trading platform lock-outs along the way. *yawn* typical gov't Friday. - Shorty


#55 FeedFool

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Posted 20 December 2002 - 11:16 AM

Santa rally will die by the New Year and the Joke will not see 9k. When the sale figures come out then u will Santa be on holiday during the shopping seasons.

#56 Sam Adams

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Posted 20 December 2002 - 11:16 AM

Greg,

I have spoken with the board and it was decided that we would take great pains to differentiate our trading systems from everyone elses. So no need to worry on that score.

Interesting that you asked for an attorney since I have been a plaintiff in at least one giant mofo suit in Fed Court. Finding a decent liar is a herculean task. I interviewed over 50 attorneys for my suit and what happened would make an excellent novel.

I have worked with hundreds of attorneys at some points for 2 years straight on a full-time basis. I found two honest AND competent attorneys during that time.

Take your time and prospect like crazy. Demand multiple refs. The size of the retainer demanded will also be revealing. I would seek out someone that does appellate work since they tend to be at the top of the food chain in intelligence. The problem is that these Appelate guys are so good that they don't need your business.

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Posted 20 December 2002 - 11:19 AM

George Soros is being fined some pocket change for insider trading... may 2M or so.

Perhaps the deal is Sore-ass doesn't run up the gold/silver markets, he get's off cheap. Remember Warren Buffet and Phiber-Salami?
"Calista Flockhart's top is not near as significant as Maria's bottom."
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Posted 20 December 2002 - 11:20 AM

Read on another board that sir statist greenspew mewntioned deflation 19 times in his pontification last night. They are scared to death, which makes me very nervousi

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Posted 20 December 2002 - 11:20 AM

I'm fading this clown show. IBM, C, GM, GE top of my hit list

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Posted 20 December 2002 - 11:23 AM

Santa rally will die by the New Year and the Joke will not see 9k. When the sale figures come out then u will Santa be on holiday during the shopping seasons.

I am thinking quite a post-X-mass hangover for retail with returns. My current plan is to close remaining dongs (other than gold/oil) Mon afternoon/Tues morning and add some shorts.
"Calista Flockhart's top is not near as significant as Maria's bottom."
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