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"There appears to be enough evidence, at least tentatively, to conclude that our (the Fed) strategy of addressing the bubble's consequences, rather than the bubble itself, has been successful," Greenspan said."

 

And if Sir Greenspan were somehow an emergency room doctor he might report to an anxiously waiting family:

 

"There appears to be enough evidence, at least tentatively, to conclude that the ER's strategy of addressing the injury's consequences, rather than the injury itself, has been successful," Dr Greenspan said reassuringly.

 

"And I am happy to further report that while the patient has not explicitly moderated his tendencies toward exsanquination and organic responses which unhendered could yield to unremitting and exhuberant morbidity risks,

our hospital staff has managed, with forward-looking technologies adapted from similarly affected industries, to ring the rather large blood pool deposition from the gurney to the ER floor with an appropriate intervention of flotilla devices of both exogenously and structurally manipulated absorbancy factors so as to arrest the outflow and immersion threat capable of causing imminent electrical failure to senstive ER assets which could limit the performance goals of this department and thereby destabilize this institution and its consumers as a whole."

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oh puhhhhLEASE.

 

The government doesn't have enough troops or armed guards to enFURce such a "RED ALERT" or lock down school kids. It's army is already stretched overseas. There are too many legs on the octopus to coordinate to that degree (see below FUR more)

 

Not that they're not thinking about such things.

 

Out here in SEEEEEEatttle, recently, there have been two developments: item the FURsteth: a recent "drill" to coordinate emergency agencies did not go smoothly, around the country. In Seattle, in particular, there was a failure to keep on top of a (hypothesized) spread of a 'radioactive' cloud, and the citizenry would have been woefully uninformed as to its progress allegedly allegedly allegedly blahblahBLAH.

Item the secondeth: there was a regional meeting of the top personnel in charge of handling a response to a bioterrorist attack at a meeting out near the airport. The press, interestingly, was kept out of the proceedings.

 

When HRFF returned FURom Russia in early Oct of 2001 he saw a fellow on the plane reading a manual on how to "manage" civilian populations in the event of a bioterror attack. A day or two later the anthrax scare began.

 

When coming through downtown he noticed the HAZMAT people had cordoned off a large area - a mysterious cloud had been released inside a major building, making people ill. That was about a year or two ago.

 

They're flexing their muscle - testing the sinews. Units down at Fort Lewis that haven't been called up since 'Nam are now being sent to IWrecked. There's going to be a full rotation, supplanting of combat experienced with the inexperienced.

 

A news report last night quoted a FUReign source (FURench) at a high level saying that the furry FURriners were beginning to view America's repeated warnings ASSkance, like "crying wolf".

 

Perhaps the powers that be are waiting for the wheels to come off the economy, first, some mASSive international financial implosion.

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Well bears, Greenspan did his end zone dance, claiming a touchdown. After touchdowns, the other team gets the ball. Let us see what we can do with it. This game is not over yet, and the other team has a bad case of hubris.

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On the subject of the Greenspan retirement, the question you have you ask yourself is, does the old fool believe his own bullshit or does he realize he's up a creek without a paddle. Or to put it another do you feel lucky punk.

 

If Greenspan knows it's all smoke and mirrors, then he gets out in the next 90 days while the getting is good, and so as to not interfer with the Presidential election.

 

On the other hand, if the meathead believes shit like 9% productivity gains in 90 days, then the old fool will still be around after the November election.

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