megabear Posted December 13, 2002 Report Share Posted December 13, 2002 Dr. Stools Christmas Present Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrStool Posted December 13, 2002 Report Share Posted December 13, 2002 That's great mega....but... unfortunately... I already have one. alceringa gave it to me last year. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alceringa Posted December 13, 2002 Report Share Posted December 13, 2002 Of course, the best stuff is at Stoolmart! But for the dedicated Stoolie, here are some other possible gift ideas....... Nature's Platform- Nature's Platform ? Provides rock-solid stability ? Supports up to 300 Pounds ? Can be set up or removed instantly (so no one is inconvenienced) ? Is easy to clean ? Puts no stress on the toilet ? Folds up to a width of 3 inches ? Has a comfortable non-slip surface, angled for proper balance ? Has a "powder-coated" steel frame ? Requires no assembly ? Has been endorsed by Yoga teachers and medical doctors ? Awarded U.S. Patent No. 6,256,800 Link Back Turd Twisters Turd Twisters-Dishwasher Safe! Toilet Seat for Bears More from Elite Seats Loo With A View "For corporate purchasers, we can arrange to have your company's logo and colour scheme built into the design. It's the perfect way to promote the corporate image." Loo with a View Link Back The Bumper Dumper The Ultimate Portable toilet for the outdoorsman. The only hitch mounted portable toilet patented to use any standard full size toilet seat. It's the most comfortable,stable and sanitary porta potty in the world. Link The Traditional....... The "Venerable"-Model 180 THOMAS CRAPPER & CO. LTD. More Stuff from The Toilet Museum Link For the Prankster, A Gag Gift- Dog poop in a box A Fancy looking Gift Box with Lid, great to wrap in your favorite paper for any occasion. Open the lid and Eeeew! a fake piece of POOP. Comes ready to add a ribbon and give as a gift. Available Here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TGakaTheBigHurt Posted December 14, 2002 Report Share Posted December 14, 2002 Al, Thomas Crapper, eh. With a name like that, ought to be an honorary stoolie or at least an avater. And how's this for an avater, why its quite possibly a real estate anal cyst on the can :grin: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest sigmoidoscope Posted December 15, 2002 Report Share Posted December 15, 2002 I bought mine at ...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goldmember Posted December 15, 2002 Report Share Posted December 15, 2002 S area rugs! Is that the place where Jack Grubman goes to transplant hair from his ass to his head? AH HAHAAHHAH! I was thinking of a bitty from Doc's Anals way back when. :grin: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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