TheDeepBlueSea Posted May 12, 2003 Report Share Posted May 12, 2003 epispasm roid Continuing with the same theme, the US $ is getting quite a circumcision tonight. While Au is undergoing an epispasm of sorts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stutz Posted May 12, 2003 Report Share Posted May 12, 2003 Having adapted to exubearence, I'm not sure what to make of this board...? I hope it is well-rested, well-armed resistance. Sempre Fi. Don't cover 'till you see the whites of their piggy little eyes. Of course, you could remain placid looking into those pearly/milky, bovine spheres or you could pick up your trusty icepick and...you know... DIE PIG/BULL DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chibear Posted May 12, 2003 Report Share Posted May 12, 2003 I just got this email, and since the guy sounded like he had a real problem, I thought you might like to help out. Subject: FAVOUR REQUESTED. FROM: TUTUMA WELEMOH I am Mr.Tutuma Welemoh the son of Mr.Welemoh Nguta who was assassinated on the 15th of September 2002 by sponsored assasins by the Governemnt of my country Zimbabwe because of his vehement oppossition and criticism of the land reform in my country aimed at completely depriving the white farmers of their lands of decades. He was a strong critic of Mugabe's land reform policies. Shortly before his assassination, he mobilised black farmers to rise up against hunger by persuading the Government to return ceased land to the white and few black farmers a group that my father belong. My father had plans to extablish in the outskirt of Harare my country's capital, a mini fertilizer company but the dream was twarted by his assasination. My mother and I made our way out of the country when it became obvious that Mugabe was hell bent on extinguishing my family. We are however seeking asylum here in the Netherlands where my father deposited our life saving of Six million,Five Hundred United States Dollars($6.5million) the funds he wanted to use for the Fertilizer company with a private security company when he discovered that Zimbabwe was becoming increasingly unsafe for any business. He deposited this funds as "Family Valuable" for fears not to be tampered with. Being the only son of my family, I am under pressure by my mother to seek for a partner who will assist us to get this funds released from the security company and subsequently, assist us in investing our remaing share of the funds in a viable business most especially, in real estates and properties. We cannot do this on our own because of restriction on asylum seekers regarding financial transactions and more so that we are not acquainted with business opportunities in Europe here and else where. My mother is however not in support of disclosing the amount until it is comfirmed that you are willing to assist us but I have no choice but to tell you to keep you abreast of the whole assistance required of you. It should be noted therefore, that we are willing to give out 20% of this funds for assisting us in this and 5% will be for expenses which will include Telephone calls Air fare ticket and other expenses which could be accounted for in assisting us. The stated amount you will see phisically if all the documents are taken care of and you come down to the Netherlands here so that we can meet and get to know each other. I will be grateful if you will come down to the Netherlands here on the appointment of the security company and we will open a non residence account(s) through which the funds will be transfered to your other accounts else where so as not to arouse any suspicion. You should also be informed that this deposit is not linked to any illegality of any sort as I have in my possession, all the documents of tittle to the deposit and that the funds was realised from our farm works over the years before my father's demise. I will like to mention at this juncture that we will be glad if this correspondence is treated confidentially, this is because of the fact that we do not have any thing left in our entire lives and so we are careful and jealously gaurding against someone that might course us pains or cost us to loss the funds. Endeavour to give me your confidential Telephone and Fax numbers for further clarifications and communications through this e-mail address as soon as possible. I look forward to hearing from you soonest and praying that God should continue to bless you for considering our plight and making efforts to assisting us. Sincerely yours, Tutuma Welemoh Here are the headers Return-Path: <[email protected]> Received: from netscape748.com (node-c-106d.a2000.nl [62.194.16.109]) by florida-business-data.com (8.12.9/8.11.2) with SMTP id h4BJ7fkm023612 for <[email protected]>; Sun, 11 May 2003 15:07:42 -0400 (EDT) Message-Id: <[email protected]> From: TUTUMA WELEMOH <[email protected]> To: [email protected] Reply-To: [email protected] I know you would all like to help out this poor gentleman. Sounds a like a great business opportunity. I wrote back to him and gave him this phone number. Please call 202-324-3000. It's the FBI. I told him to ask for Special Agent Orange. Doc. You heartless cad. Poor Mr. Welemoh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BEARDRECH Posted May 12, 2003 Report Share Posted May 12, 2003 are you looking for a good tip? so instead of tipping the doc, he'll be tipping you? if one who cuts it is a mohel, shouldn't one who extends it be a lesshel? More seriously, on epispasm: epispasm1 roid is this web not a miracle??-- As ive told my friends who've not experienced it I sometimes feel as if i'm occupying a a small molecular spot inside god's brain--or of youre more respectfull, in Chardin's noosphere--my G-- you actually found a commentary on something aas comedically obscure as all that--- bdrech & now to bed Remember reading a compilation of quotes from student's papers. "Magellan was the first man to circumsize the world." Although a recipient of said procedure myself, and none the worse for it, I can't imagine worshipping any deity that would insist on such a silly practice. The cr*p that people have dreamt up and then argued over almost defies imagination. deep i hope you didnt mean to imply that g*d is guilty of creating silly worshipers basing your judgement on simple CIRCUMCISIONAL evedence---lets wait until the fiNals are in BDRECH Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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