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B4 the Bell. Turdsday Aug 19, 2004


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Education company DeVry stock falls on weak earnings

Thursday August 19, 9:14 am ET

 

NEW YORK, Aug 19 (Reuters) - Shares of DeVry Inc. (NYSE:DV - News) fell on Thursday before the bell, a day after the business and technical education provider posted weaker-than-expected earnings and a decline in summer enrollment.

 

http://biz.yahoo.com/rc/040819/services_devry_stocks_1.html

"Ever since the last factory that made actual stuff was dismantled and packed on a barge for India, the demand for welders, machinists and other non-keystrokers has hit a soft-patch", a company spokesman said.

 

When asked about his prospects, a recent grad said, "Ah hev not bin aybul tuh find wurk, buht thats owkay becuz DuhVry haz taught me many things, inkuludin how tuh lathe uhp uh rahful furum a rawd uv 4340 chrome-moly. Thanks DuhVry."

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caught Soylent Green on TBS late late last night. well worth the loss of sleep.

My high school teacher actually took the whole class to see it when we were seniors.

 

Pretty progressive move for a teacher in the seventies in Michigan.

 

Heavy.

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