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#61 shorty


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Posted 07 January 2010 - 11:24 PM

Shouldn't we see the dollar go up tomorrow with good massaged jobs numbers?

yer guess aSS good aSS mine, we dunno niether do they

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Posted 07 January 2010 - 11:31 PM

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Posted 08 January 2010 - 12:29 AM

Meanwhile, Augsburg Fortress Press, an arm of the Lutheran Church, suddenly realized that they had gambled away all their pension funds. So, due to a "loophole" that exempts non-profit corporations from normal standards of decency laws applicable to for-profit companies, they have just canceled everyone's pension. Seriously. Suddenly 500 retirees have no income.

The Lutheran Church (ELCA) has "declined to bail out" the pension fund. I guess it's not God's work to honor commitments made to people who have worked there for 50 years.


God just whispered in my ear that he (GOD) doesn't think they deserve the pension money since they are not doing his (GOD's) work as well as Goldman Sachs is.....

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Posted 08 January 2010 - 01:07 AM

Where do you see this data?

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