Jorma Posted April 22, 2009 Report Share Posted April 22, 2009 Wall Street threatend with douchebag drain. "As the federal government moves to institute salary caps for Wall Street executives, an increasing number of assholes are seeking employment elsewhere, a study confirmed today. According to the report commissioned by the University of Minnesota's School of Business, at a time when the economy needs experienced hands at the tiller, some of the financial world's best-trained dickwads are fleeing the ship. And if the trend continues, the study warns, Wall Street could soon be facing a "douchebag drain" as top buttholes migrate to other countries and industries." http://www.borowitzreport.com/article.aspx?ID=7009 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charmin Posted April 22, 2009 Report Share Posted April 22, 2009 In response to Ho! Ho! Ho! Top, Top, Top! But before it gets sung like fiddler on the roof examine your shorts 1) Two weeks of lower volume on SPY 2) Weekly price risk higher 3) Demand and supply mostly out of balance with gaps Low risk, high reward and high probability goes to 1,2 or 3. 1. A Douche 2. B Douche 3. C Douche Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bungster Posted April 22, 2009 Report Share Posted April 22, 2009 He started as a salesman at IBM, rose through the ranks for 25-30 years, then went to Hughes after they didn't make him CEO of IBM (I think)....remember GM-H series stock when GM took over Hughes for the satellites and defense....is that where Raytheon ties in? I'm sure a quick walk over to Wikipedia will answer all questions Yep it was the Hughes connection...He was sold as a maverick who rode a Harley... A shining example of the "Peter Principle"... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
howard in nyc Posted April 22, 2009 Report Share Posted April 22, 2009 denninger had an interesting speculation on his nightly technical analysis video (for contributors who make a cash donation for his site). with a preface of 'if i had to guess', he thinks they will cleanse the mid-sized regional banks. either fail them, or fold them into the big banks. let the big boys use those deposits to help recapitalize. that's thinking like a criminal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimbo Posted April 22, 2009 Report Share Posted April 22, 2009 PIRACY ANYONE Wall Street threatend with douchebag drain. "As the federal government moves to institute salary caps for Wall Street executives, an increasing number of assholes are seeking employment elsewhere, a study confirmed today. According to the report commissioned by the University of Minnesota's School of Business, at a time when the economy needs experienced hands at the tiller, some of the financial world's best-trained dickwads are fleeing the ship. And if the trend continues, the study warns, Wall Street could soon be facing a "douchebag drain" as top buttholes migrate to other countries and industries." http://www.borowitzreport.com/article.aspx?ID=7009 Maybe those Somalians are ahead of the curve??? New York used to be a pirate port in the 1600's - it was the home port of Captian Kid I can just see all those ex-fall streeters in their rubber dingies. :ph34r: Lots of hedge fund opportunities managing the loot as well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BusKow Posted April 22, 2009 Report Share Posted April 22, 2009 My key trendline currently ~705...liking the 770 area on this pullback Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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