Guest Posted August 21, 2003 Report Share Posted August 21, 2003 . . . This stock market has no substance. Pro-forma earnings are now outpacing GAAP earnings by a full 60% according to Dresdner Kleinwort Wasserstein Research. Pro-forma earnings are a joke . . . . . . To sum up a few of the extremes that we see today, I have extracted my ten favorite ALL TIME RECORDS from capitalstool.com. They are as follows . . . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
An Ant Posted August 21, 2003 Report Share Posted August 21, 2003 Get ready for jump over 1776/9450 Intel CEO says they themselves are replacing PCs. Some others are too. SH*T Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
machinehead Posted August 21, 2003 Report Share Posted August 21, 2003 It's obvious why the fuc-u-tures are up. Krispy Kreme beat by a penny. The doughnut-fueled world economy has shifted into overdrive. Krispy Kreme CEO Scott Livengood was on cacavision this morning. If KKD beats its targets for the whole year, he will change his name to Scott Livenlarge (in more ways than one). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bastiat Posted August 21, 2003 Report Share Posted August 21, 2003 The doughnut-fueled world economy has shifted into overdrive. Krispy so epitomizes Al's "We may not need a manufacturing base in the U.S. any more". We can all slip down to the corner Kreme for a load of atheroschlerotic blubber-add and then trip off to our financial service mortgage brokering jobs. Ain't life in Al's productivity paradise great? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 21, 2003 Report Share Posted August 21, 2003 BULLETIN>> SADDAM LOYALIST 'CHEMICAL ALI' SAID CAPTURED Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 21, 2003 Report Share Posted August 21, 2003 BULLETIN>> SADDAM LOYALIST 'CHEMICAL ALI' SAID CAPTURED No movement on the Spoos futures yet....... unless it was the move >45mins ago of course :wink2: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chibear Posted August 21, 2003 Report Share Posted August 21, 2003 It's obvious why the fuc-u-tures are up. Krispy Kreme beat by a penny. The doughnut-fueled world economy has shifted into overdrive. Krispy Kreme CEO Scott Livengood was on cacavision this morning. If KKD beats its targets for the whole year, he will change his name to Scott Livenlarge (in more ways than one). KK is everywhere. Just returned from Charleston, SC and KK was in supermarkets, the airport, 7-11s. I expected to see a KK vending machine in the men's room. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chibear Posted August 21, 2003 Report Share Posted August 21, 2003 BULLETIN>> SADDAM LOYALIST 'CHEMICAL ALI' SAID CAPTURED I thought he was reported killed early on in the war, with bombs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The brown one Posted August 21, 2003 Report Share Posted August 21, 2003 And I thought Ali Chemicali had gone to the great science lab in the sky months ago--s'pose he's been in formaldehyde(ing) since then ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrStool Posted August 21, 2003 Report Share Posted August 21, 2003 In doing Atkins, the things I miss most are those Krispy Kreme hot glazed donuts. Used to make special pilgrimages to our local Krispy Kreme shrine in West Palm Beach, a half hour drive from Happy Acres, once or twice a month. Of course, the payoff is that I cut my stratospheric triglycerides by 2/3. So I guess it's worth it. But life without Krispy Kreme is, well,... it just ain't living. Never short that stock. No doubt about it. The Krispys are a cult that will take over the world. You're gonna see those little white hats everywhere. Watch out for those little bastards. They are coming to GET YOU! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 21, 2003 Report Share Posted August 21, 2003 I thought he was reported killed early on in the war, with bombs. Now you mention it........ this market is wiping out my memory cells.....a coping strategy in view of my trading the last few months :shocked Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest yobob1 Posted August 21, 2003 Report Share Posted August 21, 2003 Final distribution day. Get your red hot stocks before they're all gone! P.S. we've got some great deals on treasuries too! Remember send before midnight so you don't forget. Pop and drop. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
longOnUranus Posted August 21, 2003 Report Share Posted August 21, 2003 And I thought Ali Chemicali had gone to the great science lab in the sky months ago--s'pose he's been in formaldehyde(ing)since then ! Next they'll tell us that the Hindenburg crashed. Oh, the redundancy!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrStool Posted August 21, 2003 Report Share Posted August 21, 2003 The Krispy Kult top secret call to arms. If you here this sound, run for your life. THEY ARE COMING! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The brown one Posted August 21, 2003 Report Share Posted August 21, 2003 Doc: Dem little b'tards will be great big ones by the time they come to get you! It's all a plot to ensure that by pension age there will be no one alive on the planet to claim it! Just don't understand why they keep banning smoking everywhere--combination will be double-deadly! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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