Guest Posted November 26, 2003 Report Share Posted November 26, 2003 Received by Nancy from one of her friends: Subject: Dear Dogs Date: Wed, 30 Jul 2003 20:12:40 -0400 Dear Dogs, When I say to move, it means go someplace else, not switch positions with each other so there are still two dogs in the way. The dishes with the paw print are yours and contain your food. The other dishes are mine and contain my food. Please note, placing a paw print in the middle of my plate and food does not stake a claim for it becoming your food and dish, nor do I find that aesthetically pleasing in the slightest. The stairway was not designed by Nascar and is not a racetrack. Beating me to the bottom is not the object. Tripping me doesn't help because I fall faster than you can run. I cannot buy anything bigger than a king size bed. I am very sorry about this. Do not think I will continue to sleep on the couch to ensure your comfort. Look at videos of dogs sleeping. They can actually curl up in a ball. It is not necessary to sleep perpendicular to each other stretched out to the fullest extent possible. I also know that sticking tails straight out and having tongues hanging out the other end to maximize space used is nothing but doggy sarcasm. My compact discs are not miniature Frisbees. For the last time, there is not a secret exit from the bathroom. If by some miracle I beat you there and manage to get the door shut, it is not necessary to claw, whine, and try to turn the knob, or get your paw under the edge and try to pull the door open. I must exit through the same door entered. In addition, I have been using bathrooms for years and canine attendance is not mandatory. And finally, the proper order is kiss me, then go smell other dogs' butts. I cannot stress this enough. It would be such a simple change for you guys to make. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 26, 2003 Report Share Posted November 26, 2003 And if you want to read a very interesting OT but financially analogous article by George Soros in the current issue of The Atlantic Monthly the link can be found in the fifth post in this thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EasyAl Posted November 26, 2003 Report Share Posted November 26, 2003 How much "earning" does this delay cost for S&P 500? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bird D Durr Posted November 26, 2003 Report Share Posted November 26, 2003 THREAT MATRIX'S MESSAGE THIS THANKSGIVING..................... "Don't Ask Questions............Just Eat The Lobster" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EasyAl Posted November 26, 2003 Report Share Posted November 26, 2003 Mortgage application up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BeerMarket Posted November 26, 2003 Report Share Posted November 26, 2003 Merrill ups AMTD to buy based on increased trading and rising margin borrowing. Not sayin' when, but LOB. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BeerMarket Posted November 26, 2003 Report Share Posted November 26, 2003 Mortgage application up refis up 27.8% - gotta wonder how many need the cash vs taking advantage of better rates. I'd guess the mix has changed since July. re: the pension bill, that's gonna hurt profits. surprised they stopped that one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MyGoldenStool Posted November 26, 2003 Report Share Posted November 26, 2003 Merrill ups AMTD to buy based on increased trading and rising margin borrowing. Not sayin' when, but LOB. And Berkshire Hathaway scored a DOWNGRADE from CSFB this morning. Where they find these idiots is beyond me! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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On The Beach Posted November 26, 2003 Report Share Posted November 26, 2003 It don't mean a thing if it ain't got that swing..still goin' for 2100 by EOM. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 26, 2003 Report Share Posted November 26, 2003 If it can't take out the bottom it's going to try to take out the top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 26, 2003 Report Share Posted November 26, 2003 FCP is the strongest Natural Gas play, bar none Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EasyAl Posted November 26, 2003 Report Share Posted November 26, 2003 It don't mean a thing if it ain't got that swing..still goin' for 2100 by EOM. OTB: I got a feeling that real estate and stock markets just look like the two big balls in your AV. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wndysrf Posted November 26, 2003 Report Share Posted November 26, 2003 Load up those credit lines!!!! We are jumping over 1065 on the S & P!!! Buy any and all stocks with a beta coefficient of over 2.50!!! Bonus time, baby!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wndysrf Posted November 26, 2003 Report Share Posted November 26, 2003 We are all going to be rich!!! Kachingo, Baby!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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