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Had a power failure at work the last 2 hours.

 

Unable to post any stories today.

 

Lets just presume that there is a massive party going on at CNBS.

 

Leslie has her whips out.

 

Maria finally unbuttoned her blouse.

 

Liz is on the stripper pole.

 

Larry is snorting lines.

 

Cramer's head is bright red with excitement.

 

Carnival Barkers Everywhere.

 

Take it from here Stool Pigeons..............

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I'm going to sit here all nightif I have to, to hear what B4 has to say about

today.

I ain't B4, but here's what I gots to say...

 

1. New high on DOW but not on NAS or SPX.

 

2. 8.5/1 volume, 2/1 A/D ratio

 

3. Lower volume than previous high

 

4. Retail and housing smoked

 

5. Gold up. USD couldn't hold a rally.

 

Q: Is this the start or end of a trend?

 

A: Got my money where my mouth is, tits to the wall short here. Will do a radical mastectomy if we get over 1084 ish.

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It can now be revealed that the NYSE was playing their new theme song all day on the loud speakers:

 

Short People

 

 

Short People got no reason

Short People got no reason

Short People got no reason

To live

 

They got little hands

Little eyes

They walk around

Tellin' great big lies

They got little noses

And tiny little teeth

They wear platform shoes

On their nasty little feet

 

Well, I don't want no Short People

Don't want no Short People

Don't want no Short People

`Round here

 

Short People are just the same

As you and I

(A Fool Such As I)

All men are brothers

Until the day they die

(It's A Wonderful World)

 

Short People got nobody

Short People got nobody

Short People got nobody

To love

 

They got little baby legs

That stand so low

You got to pick 'em up

Just to say hello

They got little cars

That go beep, beep, beep

They got little voices

Goin' peep, peep, peep

They got grubby little fingers

And dirty little minds

They're gonna get you every time

Well, I don't want no Short People

Don't want no Short People

Don't want no Short People

'Round here

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the freaking mania lives all smoke and mirrors, but is sure makes good headlines. "3:02PM Pulte Homes announces 2-for-1 split, raises dividend (PHM) 87.34 +2.43: Co declared a 2-for-1 stock split and increased its dividend by 150%. Pulte said the stock split would be in the form of a 100 % stock dividend. The co raised quarterly dividend to $0.10 cents per share ($0.05 cents after split) over the previous dividend of $0.04, increasing the dividend yield to 0.46 from $0.19."

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Wndy,

 

 

I have had a unsettled question for months now, i see that you have great expertise in the finacial understanding of the market. Perhaps you could enlighten me.

 

I wrote Ths good Doc on schooltrading a bit ago.

 

For months Doc states there is no, low money to put into the market. I heard quite differently from various sources during this time to the contrary.

 

We now hear the phraseology of money being no more than jello pushed around the plate. How can the market have its base valus go higher and higher if new money is not added? If $1.00 dollar leaves x stock but the market goes up $1.24 how is this not adding money into the system? Even if larger margin accounts,

more money is being added.

 

Any help you can give is greatly appreciated. Oh and by the way a big Personal

Thank You gor the chart you published the other day showing the lowest amount

of funds invested in the market in a while.

 

Where may i reviee that chart? It made me close my shorts yesterday and go long. I clearly remember taking big hits in the past when i shorted the market when the word was, and; facts showed, there was a lot of sideline money ready to enter into the market.

 

Quite frankly I went from a Blue Christmas to a Merry Christmas in quick time.

 

Much Thanks.

 

Best Day,

 

 

patriot.

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