Dear Abigail

[theUbend]

One of this site's favoured targets of fun has traditionally been AJC, Abby Justa-Colon ( Miss de Turn ).

She has been sorely missed by myself, and, by lying low, she, and her controllers may reckon that they have dodged the full blast of the bubble fiasco.

 

As guardians of the fire, we have an obligation to denounce her at every juncture. We must be prepared to counter her every proclamation. Yet we must be wary.

 

The first reincarnation of AJC will speak to those of every church, and her voice will sound sweet and rational.

 

Almost certainly she believes she escaped the farce with her reputation intact. She will be feted on Crapvision. Her words will hit the front of the WSJ.

 

At that point we must count our bullets and retrench and wait, preparing our moment.

She is being rebuilt and drilled. She will be briefly unasailable, so instead, we must dig a hole and cover it with leaves and twigs, then invite her onwards.