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ARMONK, NY?In a move hailed by corporation owners as a forward-thinking humanitarian gesture, IBM emancipated more than 8,000 wage slaves from its factories and offices Monday.

 

"You are all free, free to go!" said IBM CEO Samuel J. Palmisano to the 600 men and women freed from the corporation's Essex Junction, VT, location. "No more must you live a bleak, hand-to-mouth existence, chained to your desks in a never-ending Monday-through-Friday, 9-to-5 cycle. Your future is wide-open. Now, go!"

 

The 600 newly freed workers cleared out their desks and were escorted from the building within an hour. In spite of Palmisano's jubilance . . .

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Remember the Three Stooges episode where they were plumbers? Curly ties in the water pipes to the electrical system and the light fixtures spew water. They're trying to sneak out and run into the butler. "What are you looking for?" he asks.

"A drink of water".

"Turn on anything, you'll get it!"

 

Kinda like what's going on here, don't you think? Buy anything, it will go up!

 

:huh:

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Some MM opened the ante on XLNX at 31.00 (a measly 100 shares) up from the 30.19 close. Should be an interesting day. Well. . . off to the Quarry. See yas lata.

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Initial claims 382K, well below consensus. Futures rallying, ES 1039 currently, NQ 1395. Last week revised up to 405K (surprise surprise).

 

argghhh..... what else can one say? :angry: :angry:

 

 

well, i guess one -could- say...."stoolsucking lying bastids.....and freakin' morons who use this stupid lying number as an excuse to bid wild gap-up open..." :lol: :lol:

 

but that would be silly.

 

it's just par for the course. sigh...

 

moanin' all !

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