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BTFD starting on cue.... +100 Dow points swing and counting.....

 

(200 is the norm this week)

 

"Investors also waiting to see if the Federal Reserve will provide any clarity on when they plan on raising interest rates when they issue their policy statement at 2 p.m. EST. "

 

"CLARITY"

 

Got It.........pfffffttttttttt........

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1 hr until Velma Yellen tells us that it was the amusement park manager himself who was haunting the rides so that a developer would buy the property cheap and build a mall!  ("And I woulda gotten away with it if it weren't for you kids!")

 

That or she could screw the pooch, force the dollar even higher while tanking the markets. 

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1 hr until Velma Yellen tells us that it was the amusement park manager himself who was haunting the rides so that a developer would buy the property cheap and build a mall!  ("And I woulda gotten away with it if it weren't for you kids!")

 

That or she could screw the pooch, force the dollar even higher while tanking the markets. 

 

If the markets tank after the "Clarity" statements,

 

That useful idiot at the NYT (or some other FED tool)

will have to quickly write/publish/ re-iterate

what the FED really meant, and magically "stablize" the markets higher

(and push yields even lower as a bonus)

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Shorted the UVXY to play this ... whatever it is ... reaction to Yellen.

 

From now on when I want to yell "Would everyone please calm down!" I will just short UVXY instead.

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