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Anybody remember Kirstie Alley of "Cheers"???

 

She was so hot in that series. We used to watch that show at the fraternity house, and drool over the sultry, large breasted wonder...........

 

But things changed.

 

The show was cancelled.

 

She started eating and bingeing, and started packing on the pounds.

 

About 3 years ago, she got so fat, she appeared on the front page of the Drudge Report.

 

By that time, everyone said "she can't possibly get any fatter"

 

But things got bad.

 

And they got even worse.

 

No amount of counseling or dieting could stop the slide.

 

Last time I heard, she was on the cover of a magazine at the grocery checkout, with the headline "Too Fat to Have Sex".......

 

Things have deteriorated so badly, now she must resort to doing a new Reality Show Series, called "The Fat Actress".

 

.................................

 

When the most overowned currency on the planet drops to new lows, and appears on the front page of The Drudge Report, it seems like "It can't get any worse".

 

But it can.

 

Never before have there such high expectations for the U.S. Economy.

 

Yet the dollar languishes.

 

Never before has there been so much confidence and trust in a Promise Ticket, the most widely held in the world.

 

Yet nobody is panicking.

 

Never before has there been such a co-ordinated assault against "inferior" currencies such as the Yen.

 

Yet the Yen keeps climbing higher.

 

Of course, everyone is expecting some type of bounce.

 

"Certainly, the FOMC, the Bank of Japan, and the EuroZone Officials will do something! Nobody is going to allow a dollar crash."

 

Yet, so far, the beleaguered currency can't catch any bids.

 

Why not drag out Osama 'Yo Mama???

 

Oh, sorry, that ticket has already been played too many times.

 

What other World Crisis can be diffused to get a bounce going?

 

I don't know. Maybe Brittany Spears can announce a "false alarm" on her pregnancy, announce a divorce, and claim that she's "available" for over 500 HedgeFund managers with at least $20 billion under management....

 

The article in Drudge is posted here......

 

The U.S. Dollar is now the "Kirstie Alley" currency.

 

And the Euro appears to be the "Anna Kournikova" currency. She's hot. And just when you think she's peaked, she hires an "image counsultant" and gets ever hotter and juicier......

 

When will the fortunes reverse???

 

Who knows???

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Actually, she's had some great lead roles in made for TV movies. I even think she got a series. She's still a terrific actor. Not everyone can be skinny, beautiful AND talented. Alley is talented. She'll stay busy.

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From Budda over at Clearstation..........

 

The dogs of last Friday are the Queens for the turnaround Tuesday as called. GOOG propped by Goldmann and KMRT in bowl shaped bounce back up, now rabid, foaming at the mouth and beginning again to mount hydrants, telephone poles, old ladies with walkers, etc. Popular mania stocks humped by retail on predominately retail Holiday trading days. Both bitch-slapped down to 60 minute lows on infamous OE reversal period. Then short-covered right back up. And the games continue. Looking for similar move in TASR once shorts begin to cover in panic and gaps above get filled by hysterical crowds fleeing the next Godzilla-free-in-downtown-Manhattan move. Who knows? Risky psychological plays all based in the madness of crowds and manipulation by 'news' leaks,etc. Who knows? best,bb

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"Yet the dollar languishes.

 

Never before has there been so much confidence and trust in a Promise Ticket, the most widely held in the world.

 

Yet nobody is panicking."

 

 

 

And everyone (most everyone :rolleyes: ) is warning of a sharp gold/gold equity. But this PM equity action doesn't have the same feel as the previous Slambangers. I'm open to the possibilty that we are in the middle of the sell off and most weak hands are out. Someone posted a chart on SSRI the other day with a bearish comment due to the CMF. CMF was bearish, but they couldn't get the price down on the equity. I've been buying on dips under 14. An interesting combo of complacency in the $usd and fear of getting shanked in the miners.

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