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Posted 18 May 2004 - 02:10 AM

At work and at play, Hedge Fund managers often test the extreme limits of their ability.

Al, head manager of the Law Team Capital Managers fund tries his skill with the mountain unicycle extreme downhill.

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#2 GregFokker

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Posted 18 May 2004 - 08:14 AM

Brilliant, Grot!

...A declining spenglerian carnival of Colossaalism united with Inflation where the numbers one through 10 are forever banished as worthless arithmetical detritus from a bygone age... - Beardrech

Naturally we believe the govt numbers... and Boobus Americanus sleepwalks off the edge of the energy-crisis cliff clutching his shares of "Crisco", Yoohoo and GooGah munching on his Yum Yums and Ho Hos. Future historians will have a hell of a time figuring out what the hell Americanus neanderthalus was thinking and exactly what brought on his sudden demise... - Henny Penny

Well, good night everyone. I gotta go lube up for tomorrow's regular end-of-week Gold Slapdown and Stock Index Bear Punishment Rally Weekend Greenprint. ...Probably another Shock-and-Awe Gap-Up-Open and Wire-to-Wire Meltup Runaway Bull Charge Mo-Mo Spike to Fresh New All-Time Lifetime Highs, culminating in a 4:15 yelping scalded dog runoff with panic short-covering and legal not-held bad double fills due to fast market conditions, plus quote system freeze-ups and trading platform lock-outs along the way. *yawn* typical gov't Friday. - Shorty


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Posted 18 May 2004 - 08:15 AM

love it!

#4 NWD

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Posted 18 May 2004 - 10:52 AM

"Physical flexibility, coupled with a nuanced approach to the attainment of horizontal equilibrium, have enabled us to bring into question the hitherto prevailing consensus with respect to the previously assumed inevitable outcome of gravity-defying events."





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