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Here it is nicely illustrated:


Let's say a guy named Roger is attracted to a woman named Elaine. He asks her out to a movie; she accepts; they have a pretty good time. A few nights later he asks her out to dinner, and again they enjoy themselves. They continue to see each other regularly, and after a while neither one of them is seeing anybody else. And then, one evening when they're driving home, a thought occurs to Elaine, and, without really thinking, she says it aloud: ''Do you realize that, as of tonight, we've been seeing each other for exactly six months?'' And then there is silence in the car. To Elaine, it seems like a very loud silence. She thinks to herself: Geez, I wonder if it bothers him that I said that. Maybe he's been feeling confined by our relationship; maybe he thinks I'm trying to push him into some kind of obligation that he doesn't want, or isn't sure of.


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Interesting. That website has taken that story verbatum out of a Dave Barry book, and given him absolutely zero credit for it. Where's BAREister when a humor writer needs him?

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Rich we can go either way if we go up then time to load up more shorts. :P We all know gap up or moon shot will come from nowhere since crooks are running the show. :angry:


One thing for sure there is a bigger decline coming this month. :)


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Goldmember - thanks for the explanation. Like you also got burnt in oct/nov but refuse to give up. Will experiment with what you are saying - makes sense.

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WOW you guys are blowing me away.


I've been trying to get this kind of discussion going for months. This is the best of what stool has to offer. Thanks for the education one and all. :) :) :)

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Just take time to smell the tulips along the way...




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