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To cheer us up, looking at tonight's ramp. From today's Intra-Day Stool:

 

An Amish lady is trotting down the road in her horse and

buggy when she is pulled over by a cop.

"Ma'am, I'm not going to ticket you, but I do have to issue

you a warning. You have a broken reflector on your buggy."

"Oh, I'll let my husband, Jacob, know as soon as I get home."

"That's fine. Another thing, ma'am. I don't like the way

that one rein loops across the horse's back and around one

of his testicles. I consider that animal abuse. That's

cruelty to animals. Have your husband take care of that

right away!"

Later that day, the lady is home telling her husband about

her encounter with the cop. "Well, dear, what exactly did

he say?"

"He said the reflector is broken."

"I can fix that in two minutes. What else?"

"I'm not sure, Jacob... something about the emergency brake..."

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Mr. Poopy Diaper posted some important stuff about pensions on page 1. Even if you do not have a pension this is going to impact you. It may make you poop in your diaper.

Thank you Poopy.

 

Is your pension safe?

ARLINGTON, Va. (CBS.MW) -- US Airways moved to cut off its retired pilots from their pension plans Thursday as part of a move the airline hopes will help it emerge from bankruptcy.

 

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So you think you are insured. Bwahahahahahah

Tension over pensions

Crisis seen as federal agency's surplus gets wiped out

LOS ANGELES (CBS.MW) -- The U.S. pension crisis is growing more serious by the moment, and employees and taxpayers both have good reason for concern.

 

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Mr. Poopy Diaper posted some important stuff about pensions on page 1.

That was not me and I am definately not a Mr, mister...LMBO! :lol: :lol: :D

 

I wish my spouse was interested in what I do...maybe if a make a million...

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Mr. Poopy Diaper posted some important stuff about pensions on page 1.

That was not me and I am definately not a Mr, mister...LMBO! :lol: :lol: :D

 

I wish my spouse was interested in what I do...maybe if a make a million...

Sorry about the gender bender Mrs. Poopy but you did post that. I actually read the stuff stoolies post. The second link was contained in your first link.

 

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DIFFERENCES BETWEEN MEN AND WOMEN

 

Here it is nicely illustrated:

 

Let's say a guy named Roger is attracted to a woman named Elaine. He asks her out to a movie; she accepts; they have a pretty good time. A few nights later he asks her out to dinner, and again they enjoy themselves. They continue to see each other regularly, and after a while neither one of them is seeing anybody else. And then, one evening when they're driving home, a thought occurs to Elaine, and, without really thinking, she says it aloud: ''Do you realize that, as of tonight, we've been seeing each other for exactly six months?'' And then there is silence in the car. To Elaine, it seems like a very loud silence. She thinks to herself: Geez, I wonder if it bothers him that I said that. Maybe he's been feeling confined by our relationship; maybe he thinks I'm trying to push him into some kind of obligation that he doesn't want, or isn't sure of.

 

Click here for the rest ofthe story...

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SHUTTLE BREAKS UP

Columbia, With Six Americans and Israeli,

Is Lost While Descending Over Texas

 

Cause of Fiery Disintegration Isn't Immediately Known

By JAMES BARRON 1:57 PM ET

The disaster occurred as the shuttle slowed to 12,500 miles an hour toward its destination, the Kennedy Space Center.

? Video: NASA at 3 PM ET | Sky Over Texas

? Slide Show: After the Disaster

? Complete Coverage: Loss of the Shuttle

 

Disaster Stirs Already Unsettled Feelings Across the Country

By TODD S. PURDUM 2:17 PM ET

This morning's tragedy fell as an especially harsh blow to a nation still struggling with the aftermath of Sept. 11.

? Readers React to the Loss of Columbia

? Forum: Share Your Thoughts on the Tragedy

 

For Four in Columbia's Crew, It Was the First Trip to Space

By PAM BELLUCK

The seven astronauts aboard the space shuttle Columbia included four who had never before flown on a space mission.

? Profiles of the Crew

 

A Program Troubled From Start

By ROBERT D. McFADDEN

The space shuttle program has almost always been plagued by design failures, cost overruns, delays and mismanagement.

 

NY Times Front Page Saturday

 

Lead Story - Cause of Fiery Fall Is Unknown; Ship Was Fleet's Oldest

 

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The second link was contained in your first link.

Ah, I blame serendipity for that...LOL!

 

Great story! My hubby is thankful I am not "that way" much...poor guy has enough to deal with just keeping up with what I say. :D

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FeedFool I see and agree with your conclusions. For your amusement here are a couple of my charts showing the 9 month cycle.

The cycles, as you know, expand and contract. It certainly looks like the 9 month has peaked and is heading south. I think Doc talks about cycle indicator peaks and price peaks.

Keep up the great work and thanks for posting here. :grin:

I'm using NDX for the charts.

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