Ags Nightmare Posted July 13, 2004 Report Share Posted July 13, 2004 Today was just another day of see sawing back and forth today waiting for the next round of "words" due out after hours from the largest chip maker in the world... The "news" will be "used" and will send closely watched pieces of paper into wild gyrations for the next couple of days and as we have learned from the past, the Wednesday before opex usually has several "squirrel in a pile of nuts" moments either intra day or after hours on fantasy island.....this particularly applies when the sector which many consider to be "the economy" is involved.... So what better way to set up things for all those naked poot sellers and front running wire house borkers than to create a "Dueling Poodit Day" where two people who have made peridoic horsesheet calls suddenly head in opposite directions totally confusing the herd.....Only thing left to do is have a "Poodit Thunderdome"... Poodit Thunderdomesare rare events as all TV Poodits know only one word and that is "buy".....We could be on our way to zero and nothing would change....As children, TV Poodit's first word's have often been known to be "buy" rather than "Ma" or "Da".... In the rare event a TV Poodit should say "sell" the same day another major TV Poodit says "buy", the Master Poodits hold an emergency conference call and typically end up unanimously voting for a "Poodit Thunderdome"..... Poodit "sells" issued in an Opex week are particularly taboo for TV Poodits and very rare...There are very few on record as of this date and since the mania began, "sell" poodits no matter what the outcome risk a temporary reputation damage of up to twelve weeks but not exceeding that time frame..."Reputation damage" lasts about the the length of time a sheeps ability to remember a prior poodit bad call lasts and falls under Crapvision Code 666 of the Busta Colon TV Poodit Rules Manual..... So today we basically have the situation where.... Two Poodits enter...One Losing Poodit leaves on vacation to a plush resort for one quarter and hits the mattresses.... Today's Competiton No one knows whether Mohel's "expert" bullhorner "Osheet" will be right with his bearish call on the semi craps or......whether an old relic from the past who spewed today on Jimmy Jones site will be correct as he unleashed another brand spanking new super duper "buy" ( all other "calls" from the past are forgotten in dueling poodits because we are under "long haul" rules so just forget the other buy call at SOX 800 a few years ago...it does not apply )... In order to be a "contestant" in Poodit Thunderdome, participating poodits must have acheived EPC status ..."Expert Poodit Credentials"...This basically means being right "once" on TV in their "lifetime" and have an annual income above one million dollars and be proficient at setting up short term trades based on good or bad bullhorns for their firms...... Rules Of Poodit Thunderdome... All past and future Poodit calls mean jack sheet and will not effect future poodit income... Both poodit firms involved will win either by selling poots or front running the correct call as the outcome has been known for several days... Losing poodit gets to return to competition regardless of being right or wrong at a future date...no putrid poodit call is ever considered "incorrect" at any time nor is any media shill ever allowed to question or confront a putrid poodit call under "section 990N" of the Abbey Busta Colon Code of TV Poodit Ethics.... Both Poodits will be considered "experts" upon return to any future Poodit Thunderdome no matter what the outcome of the calls that are made .... Thw Winning Poodit will be awarded a Life Size replica Abbey Busta Colon Pullstring "Long Haul" Doll and win a TV appeareance on the Jimmy Jones show along with an additional Squeel Box glass table poodit high five session with random irresponsible media personalities....on screen hugging and high fiving will be allowed and are within the standards of TV Poodit and Irresponsible Media guidelines.... For Being "Wrong"...."The Losing Poodit" must issue "buy's" for the next twenty four months and be given air time on crapvision only near known distribution tops.... Losing Poodit will get an income increase plus bonus for setting up firms positions but will be banned from crapvision for one quarter... So who will win Todays Rare "Poodit Thunderdome" competition...who will be on Jimmy Jones around the glass table ? Who will head to Aruba for three months ? Who will be the Master Blaster ? Temporary Reputation Damage is at stake....The economy is stake....Two Poodits enter...One Poodit Leaves... Ag Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BeerMarket Posted July 13, 2004 Report Share Posted July 13, 2004 real-time INTC quote above the Dow bug on Crapvision. the fate of the world hangs in the balance... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ags Nightmare Posted July 13, 2004 Author Report Share Posted July 13, 2004 real-time INTC quote above the Dow bug on Crapvision. the fate of the world hangs in the balance... I don't have it on but that channels become such a bunch of sock sniffers...last time they did that with MSO it was like watching dippers swing baseball bats at each other... Ag Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimi Posted July 13, 2004 Report Share Posted July 13, 2004 4:10 (DJ): Intel (INTC) to restate earnings through 1998. Just kidding. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slothrop Posted July 13, 2004 Report Share Posted July 13, 2004 Shame on you, Jimi. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimi Posted July 13, 2004 Report Share Posted July 13, 2004 Shame on you, Jimi. A bear can dream, can't he? Plus, Atkins also believed it does your ol' ticker good to skip a beat once a quarter or so! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bullseatshitndie Posted July 13, 2004 Report Share Posted July 13, 2004 real-time INTC quote above the Dow bug on Crapvision. the fate of the world hangs in the balance... crap, that scares me. it's almost like they know it's going to rocket higher Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yaryman Posted July 13, 2004 Report Share Posted July 13, 2004 From Jimmy Cramer today. "I have been slow to recognize the bigger issues that are just killing this market in part because I wanted to believe that the current President Bush is smarter than he sounds or looks. I wanted to believe that he could articulate correctly why we went to war in some foreign land where a thousand guys have died and billions have been spent. But he hasn't. He had terrible intelligence and bad homework, stuff I fire people for regularly and always have." Sorry Jim, he's just about as smart as he looks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rog Posted July 13, 2004 Report Share Posted July 13, 2004 4:10 (DJ): Intel (INTC) to restate earnings through 1998. Just kidding. One of these days they are going to find those trailers in China that have the millions of INTC processors that have gone poof in the night over the last four years. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BeerMarket Posted July 13, 2004 Report Share Posted July 13, 2004 real-time INTC quote above the Dow bug on Crapvision. the fate of the world hangs in the balance... I don't have it on but that channels become such a bunch of sock sniffers...last time they did that with MSO it was like watching dippers swing baseball bats at each other... Ag most of the time I watch with the volume off and music playing. closed captioning is the way to go, it avoids Krudlow's cackling, etc Ooops, AMAT, INTC drop then launch, then drop. numbers must be out Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimi Posted July 13, 2004 Report Share Posted July 13, 2004 4:15pm 07/13/04 Intel Q2 earns 27c vs 14c - CBS MarketWatch.com First headline off the presses Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimi Posted July 13, 2004 Report Share Posted July 13, 2004 4:16 [iNTC] Intel Q2 revs $8.05B vs $6.82B 4:16 [iNTC] Intel Q2 First Call earns est 27c Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bullseatshitndie Posted July 13, 2004 Report Share Posted July 13, 2004 dow futures briefly drop to 10168 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soup Posted July 13, 2004 Report Share Posted July 13, 2004 intc 8 bil in revenues means virtually no growth in the top line since 1998. 6 times sales? Give me a freaking break! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BeerMarket Posted July 13, 2004 Report Share Posted July 13, 2004 4:16 [iNTC] Intel Q2 revs $8.05B vs $6.82B4:16 [iNTC] Intel Q2 First Call earns est 27c thought I heard 8.1B rev est earlier, but not sure. couldn't find an extra penny in the sofa though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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