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You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?

 

Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?

 

Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?

 

If con is the opposite of pro, is congress the opposite of progress? If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?

 

And since Vesselin joined our community one year ago tomorrow, which is Saturday, let's wish him a Happy Anniversary today.

 

And let's also wish alceringa good luck and God speed in his move to Melbourne, Australia, which starts today.

 

May the Road Rise to Meet You, Al!

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Inspiration? You want inspiration? I'll give you some FREAKIN' INSPIRATION!

 

Listening to Crapvision this morning, I got so mad, I sent them this email:

 

Why do you present co-hosts who have not been right about anything in 3 years, as if they know what they are talking about.

 

Perhaps if you had real experts instead of liars, shills and charlatans, your ratings wouldn't be in the toilet.

 

But then why should GE care as long as they have a venue for their propaganda.

 

Faber is the only one with any credibility, but he is tainted by association.

 

And Jack Borougian a futures expert? That guy wouldn't know a bull market if it sat on his face and farted. He's the real lunatic fringe. Gold is the only asset that doesn't have an offsetting liability. Think about it. Gold is no one's liability. That's why gold is in a bull market, and will be for years to come.

 

Ever day you present these idiots and liars, you do a huge disservice to the investing public. You are not part of the solution. You  are part and parcel of the problem. Mouthpiece for the distribution establishment.

 

Today Crapvision. Tomorrow, the Soccer Channel.  

 

Love,

 

Doc

 

 

 

Doc is in rare form today. :wacko:

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You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?

It wouldn't help. The problem is that the passengers can't be made of that stuff. In a crash, it actually helps if the vehicle destroys itself easily - because it absorbs some of the shock. If it didn't, the entire shock would be transmitted to the passengers in it.

 

Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?

 

Because they are not made entirely of wool.

 

Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?

 

Because they are an efficient way of dividing many people apart.

 

If con is the opposite of pro, is congress the opposite of progress?

 

Of course it is. Haven't you noticed? The sure-fire way to kill an idea is to get the congress start debating it.

 

And since Vesselin joined our community one year ago tomorrow, which is Saturday, let's wish him a Happy Anniversary today.

 

Oh, I've been reading the site for a longer time - that was only the date on which I started posting (so I had to register).

 

Regarding your funny questions, the thing that has always puzzled me is why you Americans tend to drive on the parkways and park on the driveways? :lol:

 

Regards,

Vesselin

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Your stoolwethers are posted 15 market leaders' cycle charts and intermediate price targets presented daily at 8 AM NY time. Suctor Watch, 15 leading stock sectors, will follow at 9 AM.

 

Doc put your Golden Stool up in your Anals last night. Along with Uncle Buck. Now this is fun to watch!

 

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Not a single typo in that email to crapvision!! How did you do it, Doc?

Well actually, there was one- "ever" instead of "every". But it was freaking WELL PUT, Doc! GF is behind yer all the way!

 

Happy B-Day, Dr. B.!

 

 

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Yeah, sqaw the typo after I sent it. i ama a terrible typist. ahve to proffread everything twice and still miss most errors. This for example is not proofed and is typivcala of my first try at anything. it's quite annoying.

 

Some guy ion Crapvision just tsaid that the martket is from 30-40% undervalued and no worse than fair value.

 

 

Helllpp!!!!

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guten tag liebe stoolies!

 

doc,

what a rant!!! Corngraatz!! :lol:

 

may kudlow be tortured by 10 watussi negros! :lol:

 

i ever wonder why the european edition of crapola is better, but it is, it is by far better. Every european stoolie says the same.

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No delay on these for the pre-market fucutures. Self updating on refresh.

 

 

http://www.livecharts.com

 

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Not a single typo in that email to crapvision!! How did you do it, Doc?

I see it as righteous indignation and divine inspiration. :lol:

 

Not to worry, Doc. Retribution cometh.

 

Reverend Gladdie

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Have you all noticed that sometimes the hot linked charts get cut off? I found a work-around.

 

Just right click on the pic and clcik the properties. The pic will open up to full size. Weird. Hey Vess, what is causing that?

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