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Off topic humor for a boring day :D

 

The other night I was invited out for a night with "the girls."

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>I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, "I promise!" Well, the

>hours passed and the champagne was going down way too easy. Around 3 a.m.,

>drunk as a skunk, I headed for home.

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>Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and

>cuckooed 3 times. Quickly, realizing he'd probably wake up, I cuckooed

>another 9 times. I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a

>quick-witted solution (even when smashed), in order to escape a possible

>conflict with him.

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>The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, and I told him

>12:00. He didn't seem disturbed at all. Whew! Got away with that one!

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>Then he said, "We need a new cuckoo clock." When I asked him why, he said,

>"Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said, "oh shit,"

>cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed another 3 times,

>giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the cat and farted

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Drano: I hear the fine on Hasbro was 5 million GBP,approx 7.8 million USD.

The OFT does hand out big fines,but not in the billion dollar range(yet!) :D

I'm sure you're correct -- I just reprinted verbatim what Thomson reported. I bet that freaked out Hasbro shareholders!

 

And I hear that Santa is also leaving them a lump of coal instead of presents this year.

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NAZ...

 

FWIW.....Current NAZ TRIN/TICK chart. What I find amazing is the TICK levels of Wednesday for the NAZ. Above 1000!!!! While I dont watch the NAZ TICK and TRIN nearly as much as NYSE, those numbers are incredible as the NAZ TICK do I rarely see above 600. The NYSE TICK, as we all know, hits +1000 almost routinely. NAZ TICK range from my perspective is commonly +400 to -400, while the NYSE is +1200 to -1000. Just rambling.

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