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I'm trying to strike a balance between too easy and too difficult. Perhaps I 'll lower the bar for a bachelors degree. All the other schools are doing it. :lol:

talk about deflation! wowza! wowza! wowza!

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I move that Torah Man should be crowned "Rabbi of Stoolville".

But who will be General (legal) Counsel to Stoolville? Will Greg and Bird have to fight it out? What would the weapon of choice be -- Roto-Rooter augers at 50 paces?

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We are anlyzing price changes of a penny here. The SPY was at 94.60 when that buy singal was triggered. It tiopped out 5 minutes later at 94.75. The TNX has traded between 4.19 and 4.25 all day. If you can make money on those kinds of changes, I'm wasting my time. :wacko:

 

OK 500 posts and you're a BS!

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Retail Report from the front, Part Deux:

 

Nothin' happenin' at Target. Guy at the prescription counter said it had been dead throughout the store all day.

 

RTH -- we need to watch it. Might be a stupendous short when the numbers come in.

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I move that Torah Man should be crowned "Rabbi of Stoolville".

But who will be General (legal) Counsel to Stoolville? Will Greg and Bird have to fight it out? What would the weapon of choice be -- Roto-Rooter augers at 50 paces?

Alas, BAREister signed up the Stool before Fokker even arrived. He's the consigliere, and Fokker's just the proctologist.

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By the Powers vested in me by the State of Florida, where nobody can count anyway, I hereby award the degree of Bachelor os Stock Proctology to anyone with 500 posts, and Master of Stock Proctology to anyone with 1500 posts.

 

Stock Proctology Intern 1

Bachelor of Stock Proctology 500

Master of Stock Proctology 1500

Doctor of Stock Proctology 3000

Assistant Professor of Stock Proctology 4000

Associate Professor of Stock Proctology 5000

Clinical Professor of Stock Proctology 7500

Dean of Stock Proctology 10000

 

Fair enough?

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I move that Torah Man should be crowned "Rabbi of Stoolville".

that was my queue.

 

tonight we start the holiday of chanukah. this holiday celebrates the victory of a handfull of jews against the huge greek army.

 

just remember, we can beat this thing even if we are in the minority.

 

good shabbos, good yom tov (holiday), and be well in every way.

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By the Poers vested in me by the State of Florida, where nobody can count anyway, I hereby award the degree of Bachelor os Stock Proctology to anyone with 500 posts, and Master of Stock Proctology to anyone with 1500 posts.

 

Stock Proctology Intern 1

Bachelor of Stock Proctology 500

Master of Stock Proctology 1500

Doctor of Stock Proctology 3000

Assistant Professor of Stock Proctology 4000

Associate Professor of Stock Proctology 5000

Clinical Professor of Stock Proctology 7500

Dean of Stock Proctology 10000

 

Fair enough?

you left off chief of ! :)

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Fair enough?

I don't see any upside for anyone, Doc... isn't it like the free subscription thing, where you take back what you said you'd give? I don't think it's fair at all...

 

Recognition is a subtle thing Doc, you need to be careful about subtracting it...

 

the free subscription thing was just money...

 

I see it as bait and switch...

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