Guest Posted August 7, 2003 Report Share Posted August 7, 2003 . . . . . . . Tiny bug packs mighty muscle power . . . . A tiny bug has been officially recognised as the Superman of the insect world. The six-millimetre long froghopper can leap over its equivalent of tall buildings in a single bound, new research has shown. Its athletic ability far surpasses that of the flea, previously thought to be the insect high-jump champion . . . Now you didn't think the thread title was referring to Mr. Magoo, did you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrStool Posted August 7, 2003 Report Share Posted August 7, 2003 Good Morning and Good Stool to all! Your Golden Stool, including short and long term updated charts and price targets, is now loaded. Even if you are not a goldbug, you should read the Golden Stool! A daily Anals release. Take a subscribatory and get the latest release of the Golden Stool from your Anals RIGHT NOW! Yesterday, we had a nice crowd of non-subscribers join us in the Anals and in Stooltrading. Now that you know a little about what's in your Anals, Doc humbly requests those of you who did pay a visit to take the next step, and take a subscribatory. Be prepared for the next wave! Many tanks for your support! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrStool Posted August 7, 2003 Report Share Posted August 7, 2003 Just to make sure there is no confusion, Stooltrading is a separate service, under a seperate subscribatory and log-in. If you are interested in fine tuning your timing, Stooltrading is the place for you. Doc gives commentary and illustrations of intraday cycles throughout the day with projections for highs, lows, and cycle time turns for the SPX and QQQ that are frequently right on the money. He also gives cmap targets for individual stocks by request. Many of your fellow stoolies share their charts and trading ideas as well. Each has a different style, and one may be just right for you. There are no superstars in Stooltrading, just Doc and a group of hard working Stoolies, honestly trying to help each other and themselves, constantly checking and balancing one another's views. Yes, it's always good to have checks and balances. The more checks the more the balances. So take a subscribatory to Stooltrading RIGHT NOW, and increase your checks and balances! Become a Stooltrader and join the fun!? Many tanks for your support and have a Stool day!? See you in Stooltrading. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrStool Posted August 7, 2003 Report Share Posted August 7, 2003 I want to remind you also that Doc will be taking another vacation day tomorrow, Friday, August 8. The regular Weak End Anals will not be published. Friday pre-opening updates will be published.? The PM and closing intraday updates, Feed Analysis, and Uncle Buck and the Long Bong hit will not be published Friday. The regular Weak End Anals will not be published. A short Anals will be posted Saturday or Sunday AM. Regular publication will resume Monday morning. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
machinehead Posted August 7, 2003 Report Share Posted August 7, 2003 Have a good vacation, Doc. Meanwhile your peeps gonna be watching the defense of the S&P Maginot line at neuf cent soixante et un, as they say up in Stool Country. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
machinehead Posted August 7, 2003 Report Share Posted August 7, 2003 Stoolie health warning: "cancer precautions" can be taken too far ... Clean shave Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chibear Posted August 7, 2003 Report Share Posted August 7, 2003 Good morning Stoolies. Don't know if this is as important now, in the week's context, but FWIW: 8:30 am (EDT): Initial Jobless Claims for week of 8/2, prior 388K, consensus 395K Good trading. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearman Posted August 7, 2003 Report Share Posted August 7, 2003 Glad great opening statement one small change needed "To leap tall buildings in a single bound" To leap OFF tall buildings in a single bound Thats what the 50% bullish investment advisers will be asked to do by the joe 6 pak when 960 spx caves in. The amount of foolishness ie bullishness is unbelievable Manias end So Badly L O B Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearman Posted August 7, 2003 Report Share Posted August 7, 2003 crapvison pumping wal-mart ie china-mart too much Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrStool Posted August 7, 2003 Report Share Posted August 7, 2003 Reading over last night's M2M, I see that there are still some stoolies who either don't understand or don't care enough to follow the few simple guidelines Doc has posted. So I will keep posting them as a gentle reminder. Those who continually flaunt the guidelines will one day find themselves at the short end of Doc's legendary temper. If you have any doubts just remember the Stoolie Code's guiding words: Solidarity Harmony Integrity Trust Now, once again, the Guidelines: 1. Respect copyrights. Copyrighted material, including text, charts, photos and graphics should not be reproduced in full without the publisher's permission. Post a brief snippet and a link if you do not have permission for a complete repost.? 2. No attacks on other Stoolies. If you have a beef, use the PM or email.? 3. No political posts on this thread. Post it on Political Stool with a link from here if you want.? 4. No negative sexual or ethnic stereotypes. While stereotyping is often done for the purpose of satirizing stock market issues, there are those who think that that gives them a license to express racial, sexual, and ethnic bigotry here. Not so. I let some things go because they have "redeeming social content" in relation to the subject matter of this board. That does not give anyone the right to use sexually, racially, or ethnically insulting terms and stereotypes. All of us need to have a little more empathy. Insulting women, or people of ethnicity other than our own, is ugly, I am offended by it, and I don't want Capitalstool associated with the idea that it condones bigotry in any form. If you see a statement in this forum which you feel violates this guideline, please bring it to my attention.? 5. No posting while under the influence of alcohol, or any other drugs. Post straight or don't post.? Moderators are instructed to delete posts which violate the guidelines. Repeat violators will have posting privileges indefinitely suspended.? If everyone follows these simple guidelines, we can still learn a great deal from one another AND have lots of fun. The above guidelines come naturally to almost all of you, and I expect that we'll continue to have a great time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrStool Posted August 7, 2003 Report Share Posted August 7, 2003 Is that right? FNM down 4 bucks in pre-market? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 7, 2003 Report Share Posted August 7, 2003 Glad ?great opening statement one small change needed "To leap tall buildings in a single bound" To leap OFF tall buildings in a single bound Thats what the 50% bullish investment advisers will be asked to do by the joe 6 pak when 960 spx caves in. The amount of foolishness ie bullishness is unbelievable Manias end So Badly L O B Thank you, Bearman. I knew in my heart of hearts that there had to be a tie in somewhere - I just didn't know what it was at the time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tchaikofsky Posted August 7, 2003 Report Share Posted August 7, 2003 UNEMPLOYMENT INSURANCE WEEKLY CLAIMS REPORT SEASONALLY ADJUSTED DATA In the week ending Aug. 2, the advance figure for seasonally adjusted initial claims was 390,000, a decrease of 3,000 from the previous week's revised figure of 393,000. The 4-week moving average was 397,250, a decrease of 12,750 from the previous week's revised average of 410,000. The advance seasonally adjusted insured unemployment rate was 2.9 percent for the week ending July 26, unchanged from the prior week's unrevised rate of 2.9 percent. The advance number for seasonally adjusted insured unemployment during the week ending July 26 was 3,691,000, an increase of 72,000 from the preceding week's revised level of 3,619,000. The 4-week moving average was 3,633,750, a decrease of 22,250 from the preceding week's revised average of 3,656,000. UNADJUSTED DATA The advance number of actual initial claims under state programs, unadjusted, totaled 328,089 in the week ending Aug. 2, a decrease of 20,699 from the previous week. There were 326,356 initial claims in the comparable week in 2002. The advance unadjusted insured unemployment rate was 2.8 percent during the week ending July 26, unchanged from the prior week. The advance unadjusted number for persons claiming UI benefits in state programs totaled 3,539,337, a decrease of 4,147 from the preceding week. A year earlier, the rate was 2.6 percent and the volume was 3,361,794. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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wndysrf Posted August 7, 2003 Report Share Posted August 7, 2003 Watch out for the retailers. Avoid shorting these stocks for now. TGT and BBY upping guidance this morning. Consumer spending continues unabated....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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