Guest Posted July 7, 2003 Report Share Posted July 7, 2003 The following comes from SuperCycleBear at Bear Chat, originally posted on 7/3/2003 at 11:45:16 PM. Couldn't resist passing on these words of wisdom. HOW TO KEEP A HEALTHY LEVEL OF INSANITY 1. AT LUNCH TIME, SIT IN YOUR PARKED CAR WITH SUNGLASSES ON AND POINT A HAIR DRYER AT PASSING CARS. SEE IF THEY SLOW DOWN. 2. PAGE YOURSELF OVER THE INTERCOM. DON'T DISGUISE YOUR VOICE. 3. EVERY TIME SOMEONE ASKS YOU TO DO SOMETHING, ASK IF THEY WANT THAT SUPERVISED. 4. PUT YOUR GARBAGE CAN ON YOUR DESK AND LABEL IT "IN." 5. PUT DECAF IN THE COFFEE MAKER FOR 3 WEEKS. ONCE EVERYONE HAS GOTTEN OVER THEIR CAFFEINE ADDICTIONS, SWITCH TO ESPRESSO. 6. IN THE MEMO FIELD OF ALL YOUR CHECKS, WRITE "FOR SEXUAL FAVOURS." 7. FINISH ALL YOUR SENTENCES WITH "IN ACCORDANCE WITH THE PROPHECY." 8. DON'T USE PUNCTUATION. 9. AS OFTEN AS POSSIBLE, SKIP RATHER THAN WALK. 10. ASK PEOPLE WHAT GENDER THEY ARE. 11. SPECIFY THAT YOUR DRIVE-THROUGH ORDER IS "TO GO." 12. SING ALONG AT THE OPERA. 13. GO TO A POETRY RECITAL AND ASK WHY THE POEMS DON'T RHYME. 14. PUT MOSQUITO NETTING AROUND YOUR WORK AREA. PLAY A TAPE OF JUNGLE SOUNDS ALL DAY. 15. FIVE DAYS IN ADVANCE, TELL YOUR FRIENDS YOU CAN'T ATTEND THEIR PARTY BECAUSE YOU'RE NOT IN THE MOOD. 16. HAVE YOUR COWORKERS ADDRESS YOU BY YOUR WRESTLING NAME, ROCK HARD. 17. WHEN THE MONEY COMES OUT THE ATM, SCREAM "I WON, I WON!" 18. WHEN LEAVING THE ZOO, START RUNNING TOWARDS THE PARKING LOT, YELLING "RUN FOR YOUR LIVES, THEY'RE LOOSE!!" 19. TELL YOUR CHILDREN OVER DINNER, "DUE TO THE ECONOMY, WE'RE GOING TO HAVE TO LET ONE OF YOU GO". AND THE FINAL WAY TO KEEP A HEALTHY LEVEL OF INSANITY....... 20. SEND THIS AS AN E-MAIL TO EVERYONE IN YOUR ADDRESS BOOK, EVEN TO THOSE WITH NO SENSE OF HUMOUR! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearman Posted July 7, 2003 Report Share Posted July 7, 2003 Gladiator LOL This am may be the best short for the s-p since 1987 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OceanBound Posted July 7, 2003 Report Share Posted July 7, 2003 Thanks Glad! That was just the laugh I needed after having my shorts super-squeezed this morning! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charmin Posted July 7, 2003 Report Share Posted July 7, 2003 remember the Bradley has hit all the big moves in the last 18 months and July 3 was the latest top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearman Posted July 7, 2003 Report Share Posted July 7, 2003 the sea change of buying because of 1 stock ie mfst this is not the 1990's this is a death trap play it safe! ignore the riverboaters! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chibear Posted July 7, 2003 Report Share Posted July 7, 2003 Thanks Glad. I saw that someplace else but had forgotten how funny it is. Lot of great stuff on M2M over the weekend, if one has time to read (27 pages). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bird D Durr Posted July 7, 2003 Report Share Posted July 7, 2003 "The Markets Can Stay Irrational...............Longer Than You Can Stay Solvent..........." --------John Maynard Keynes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OceanBound Posted July 7, 2003 Report Share Posted July 7, 2003 Which Matrix program was loaded this weekend? Shorty's Parachute Platform or Long Al's Pamplona Paradise Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fxfox Posted July 7, 2003 Report Share Posted July 7, 2003 Long Al's Pamplona Paradise DAX hourly RSI at 76, when we are in a topping process i wouldnt enter long at such a level. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fxfox Posted July 7, 2003 Report Share Posted July 7, 2003 where is CMGI_FAN ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SkiddMarket Posted July 7, 2003 Report Share Posted July 7, 2003 ...Lot of great stuff on M2M over the weekend, if one has time to read (27 pages). If you take out the Hypertiger stuff, it's only a page and a half, though. Don't- it's all new. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted July 7, 2003 Report Share Posted July 7, 2003 DAX hourly RSI at 76, when we are in a topping process i wouldnt enter long at such a level. FTSE off the highs & declining also... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrStool Posted July 7, 2003 Report Share Posted July 7, 2003 Good Morning and Good Stool to all! I am partially back, situated in my summer cabin overlooking Lac Sourris, but without the satellite hookup, so I am working on a 28k dial-up. In Canada, one cannot get tech support after 9PM and before 9AM. What a country! The NYCASS confab was great fun! I'll post pictures later in a separate thread on LOB. Here's a "before" shot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrStool Posted July 7, 2003 Report Share Posted July 7, 2003 And after (Doc was the photographer on this one.) Doc sends his deepest tanks to NYCASS for its hospitality, and especially to the honorable Mousey Dung for making the arrangements! Let's do it again in Spitember! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted July 7, 2003 Report Share Posted July 7, 2003 In Canada, one cannot get tech support after 9PM and before 9AM. Sounds just like Australia only here its 8pm - 8am <_< Thanks for the pic Doc and just where are the women? (apart from the under age chicky at the front). Now I thought Wndy & Buddha would at the very least have sent over a spare truckload of shrink wrapped, insatiable Swedish divorcees to entertain you all... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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