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Perfect X-mas Gift For Our Fearless Leader Dr. Stool

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That's great mega....but... unfortunately... I already have one. alceringa gave it to me last year.

 

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Of course, the best stuff is at Stoolmart!

 

But for the dedicated Stoolie, here are some other possible gift ideas.......

 

 

 

Nature's Platform-

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Nature's Platform

? Provides rock-solid stability

? Supports up to 300 Pounds

? Can be set up or removed instantly (so no one is inconvenienced)

? Is easy to clean

? Puts no stress on the toilet

? Folds up to a width of 3 inches

? Has a comfortable non-slip surface, angled for proper balance

? Has a "powder-coated" steel frame

? Requires no assembly

? Has been endorsed by Yoga teachers and medical doctors

? Awarded U.S. Patent No. 6,256,800

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Turd Twisters

 

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Turd Twisters-Dishwasher Safe!

 

 

 

Toilet Seat for Bears

 

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More from Elite Seats

 

 

 

Loo With A View

 

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"For corporate purchasers, we can arrange to have your company's logo and colour scheme built into the design. It's the perfect way to promote the corporate image."

 

Loo with a View Link Back

 

 

The Bumper Dumper

 

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The Ultimate Portable toilet for the outdoorsman.

The only hitch mounted portable toilet patented to use any standard full size toilet seat.

It's the most comfortable,stable and sanitary porta potty in the world.

 

Link

 

 

 

The Traditional.......

 

The "Venerable"-Model 180

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THOMAS CRAPPER & CO. LTD.

 

 

More Stuff from The Toilet Museum

 

Link

 

 

 

For the Prankster, A Gag Gift-

 

Dog poop in a box

 

A Fancy looking Gift Box with Lid, great to wrap in your favorite paper for any occasion. Open the lid and Eeeew! a fake piece of POOP. Comes ready to add a ribbon and give as a gift. Available Here

 

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Al,

 

Thomas Crapper, eh.

 

With a name like that, ought to be an honorary stoolie or at least an avater.

 

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And how's this for an avater, why its quite possibly a real estate anal cyst on the can :grin:

 

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S area rugs! Is that the place where Jack Grubman goes to transplant hair from his ass to his head? AH HAHAAHHAH! I was thinking of a bitty from Doc's Anals way back when. :grin:

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