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Oh, HRFF thinks WJC an even bigger stooge in some ways than The Shrub.


WJC was a good errand boy FUR the international corporations/NAFTA/free trade crowd.


The Clintons are truly Machiavellian - dangerous to the point of being lethal if people stand in their way.


The Shrub isn't that way at all. He's just a rigid ideologue with a blinkered outlook. That's alright unless you happen to be the most powerful national leader on earth. Then stunning things can happen. Decades of expectation/understanding can be turned asunder in the blink of an eye as they are now with two of our most important post-war allies.

bare about the clintons i agree--i believe that if hillary dickory cock-runs for and wins the Presidency, that immediatly after being sworn in and throwing the bible right into the gaping face of whatever happens to be Chief Justice on duty at the time,that this act will eventuate in a Jonestown sized tidal wave of mass suicides within the moiety of the population known as males--

And that the decibel level of triumphantly shrieking harridans will drive the surviving males into sensorial states equivalent to a million helen kellers--

bear drech :angry: :blink: :P

thinking about going to haiti to get the silver bullet that would have killed papa dok duvalier and putting it in my first aid kit as an analgesic in case the above scenario unfolds as some of my aquaintences have predicted

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The Word of the Day for Mar 06 is:

crapulous \KRAP-yuh-luss\ (adjective)


1 : marked by intemperance especially in eating or drinking

*2 : sick from excessive indulgence in liquor



Example sentence:

If you're feeling crapulous the morning after the big celebration, drinking lots of water and taking some aspirin will help.


Did you know?

"Crapulous" may sound like a word that you shouldn't use in polite company, but it actually has a long and perfectly respectable history (although it's not a particularly kind way to describe someone). It is derived from the Late Latin adjective "crapulosus," which in turn traces back to the Latin word "crapula," meaning "intoxication." "Crapula" itself comes from a much older Greek word for the headache one gets from drinking. "Crapulous" first appeared in print in 1536. Approximately 200 years later, its close cousin "crapulence" arrived on the scene as a word for sickness caused by drinking. "Crapulence" later acquired the meaning "great intemperance especially in drinking," but it is not an especially common word.


*Indicates the sense illustrated in the example sentence.

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As far as GTN and Jerry are trying to get a valid prognostication on possible outcomes to the short term scenario awaiting us all in the mystic markets that bedevil even the smartest of us all, I only have one thing to add.


I bought March QQQ calls CHEAP for a reason this morning.


A reason I fully expect to be a most profitable one.


But rest assured, I shall be first in line, hopefully, when it comes time to slam this market with the full force of compounded gains back into putz. When in 3 days or so I sell those calls for puts I probably will hold them for all of one day, and back into calls, and back and forth till utter upside exhaustion has taken place. Compounded gains will then go into putz for a longer ride down.


Tomorrow shall probably fake, bake and shake EVERYONE out of their positions, similar to today.


Longs will be terrified as the ASS & PEE drops to 827 and terror will strike their tender hearts as it hits 823, and they will be stopped out or willingly sell to takers that the seller may be surprised are eager to take their position.


Shorts will pile on as it slips from 827 to 823 and will be whipped right out of their shorts, should they have been wise enough to to have stops in place.


At that crucial moment in the paradigm, shouts of "I feel the mist" and "Niagara Falls" will be heard across the internet.


At that precise moment in time, Bare's HAYWIRE theory will have confused everyone, and cause quite a few to exclaim "This is HAYWIRE"


While I am as bearish long term as anyone here, I must respect what my charts offer to my addled noggin.


The only "mist" will be the spray of BULL piss over the faces of those unwilling to embrace the ebb and flow of mystic market gyrations.


I wish I could restrain my trading to the short side only, but time is short and I must compound my gains while this market has any volatility left to it, as I started late in the game with little in the way of startup funds.


I prefer the Hypertiger "smash and grab" trading label, as it fits me to a tee. I must accumulate compounded profits with which I can get my silver and gold for the end game.


So let's not bait and deride those who see the possibility of a bounce. They may be doing you a favor in protecting hard won profits that have been won so far in this POS market.


Get in tune with Doc's cycles and forget the rest. With commisions so cheap these days why not step aside and see which way it breaks. Up or down.


I tried getting my calls at yesterdays close. Nothing but a wall of bids and nobody, not even 10% of those bidding, were offering any for sale. No fill!


This morning, no fill at the ask and my limit order was at the ask for I swear a half hour. No fill! Bastards forced me to up my bid a nickel and FINALLY I got a fill! Competition for those March QQQ calls was FIERCE I say.


Bears beware, and I say this as I consider my fellow stoolies my comrades in arms and don't want to see frustration and pain if the scenario I think is going to play out does.


Bewear of the "mist" :grin: [Loves ya Piles, your POS index may not even budge, nice choices. Keep in mind that stocks with the highest short interest will bounce the hardest, eventually.]


Hey, I could be wrong! :blink:

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The End - Don't think we're actually that similar to Japan. Different governments, different economies. This "big drop" may be coming, I don't dispute that. Of course how long have most been here been saying that now? I guess if you say something long enough, eventually it might be true, just ask Arch.


On the Beach, I never alluded to "occupying Iraq" only to the battle at hand. i can say that because I have a ton of military service behind me.  Occupation will be done by the U.N., probably headed by the French, if they aren't too afraid and still have a face left.


 Pee Brain, my hero. Do you think the socialist governments of Germany and France would like to take over New York and California? Because that's where both of those states are headed. Straight to the bottom.


 Good luck y'all, either way, if it turns out the way you think and the world ends, long or short, everyone is screwed. :P

What? Where do you get your information? I understand (although my 6 years experience as an 03 USCG is not why) the Iraqi military in general will be overwhelmed. Militarily, the U.S. could take over Europe briefly if it really wanted to. However, THE plan is for the U.S. (if successful in locating Hussein) to establish semi-permanent military bases and build a democratic nation through OCCUPATION. The UN wants no part of this and cetainly will not pay for anything. The U.S. is the one that insists upon immediate regime change and monitoring the control of the oil. Wolfowitz and Rumsfeld have laid this out vaguely under the veil of 'liberation' even voluteering Gen. Tommy Franks for the role of Macarthur. Like the French would EVER be given control of the oil.


It won't be 'smooth'. The reality no one wants to face and most Americans can't even comprehend:


Territorial Integrity


Despite their many serious concerns about how Iraq will fare after Saddam, the authors seem to agree that preserving Iraq's territorial integrity should not pose a major challenge. This view flies in the face of a frequently heard argument in the West, where many anal cysts warn of the serious danger that a post-Saddam Iraq could split into three parts along ethnic lines: Kurdish, Shi'i Arab, and Sunni Arab.1


One reason why Iraq is likely to remain intact is that it is entirely dependent on oil income. Control of Iraq's oil income means control of Iraq itself; it is a powerful glue holding the country together. This factor would become all the more important if Iraq were able to increase oil production to at least six million barrels per day within the first decade after Saddam's removal; even at the modest price of $15 per barrel, this production level would generate nearly $33 billion in annual revenue. None of the three major Iraqi ethnic groups would be willing to forego a share of such revenue by seceding.


For example, the most obvious candidates for independence are the Kurds. Yet, even those who call for an independent Kurdistan insist that any such entity be granted control over the oil fields near the present Kurdish autonomous region in northern Iraq-a scenario that the rest of the country would never accept.


Moreover, if non-Kurdish Iraqis were too weak and divided to prevent a Kurdish bid for independence, the Kurds would still face the insurmountable opposition of Turkey. The broad consensus among the Turkish public and elite is that an independent Kurdistan carved from northern Iraq would destabilize Kurdish-majority southeastern Turkey, rekindling the violence in which 30,000 Turks and Kurds died during the 1990s. Even in the unlikely event that Iran and Syria acquiesced to the independence of Iraqi Kurdistan, Turkey would almost certainly use military force to prevent the breakup of Iraq, with strong political support from the Arab world.


Given these factors, Iraq's territorial integrity would probably remain unaffected in the wake of Saddam's removal. In fact, Iraq's heavy dependence on oil suggests that the country would continue its modern tradition of strong central governments, much like other oil-dependent countries worldwide. Unfortunately, oil-rich states are typically run by authoritarians who use oil income to preserve their undemocratic rule; modern Iraq is no exception, having seen one strongman after another ignore representative institutions. Moreover, the central role of oil does not necessarily bode well for political stability; immense oil riches are such a tempting prize that various groups may contest for control over the state.


Maintaining Stability


In fact, political instability is a much more substantial threat than the division of Iraq into ethnic ministates. Most worrisome is the prospect of revolving-door governments; after all, Iraq experienced a succession of bloody coups from 1958 until Saddam consolidated power in the late 1970s. After his removal, the cycle of coups could resume for a number of reasons (e.g., the strong tribal influences among the army officer corps or the highly competitive relationship between the major tribes). In the worst-case scenario, Iraq could perhaps come to resemble 1960s-era Syria, where coups were so frequent that the government ceased to function effectively, while foreign forces meddled by backing different groups of officers. That would be a tragedy for the Iraqi people and a source of instability for the entire region, not least because Iraq would become ripe ground for radical movements promising to resurrect the country's greatness.


Revolving-door Iraqi governments would pose a host of problems for U.S. policymakers as well. These problems could prove even more challenging than those that would arise if the United States were to occupy Iraq in the style of post-World War II Germany and Japan. Planning for potential occupation does not necessarily cover the worst-case scenario that could emerge following regime change. In fact, the problems posed by successive coups would be vastly different from those posed by a lengthy Allied-style occupation and, in their own ways, just as complicated.


For example, an initial coup could occur during the course of U.S. military operations. That is, once U.S. forces degraded the Iraqi Republican Guard (RG) and Special Republican Guard (SRG), commanders in the regular army could seize the opportunity to topple Saddam before the United States destroyed them as well. Such a circumstance would put Washington in a difficult position. For instance, these commanders could prove unwilling to surrender Iraq's weapons of mass destruction (WMD), which so many in the Iraqi military see as the principal means by which their country was saved from conquest by Iran during the 1980s. Alternately, a group of generals could announce that they were taking charge at a time when Saddam's whereabouts were unknown and when significant military forces were still fighting on his behalf; in this case, the United States would have to decide whether or not to provide military support to potentially unfamiliar new leaders.


Even if a new regime were established after, rather than during, a U.S. military campaign, the first government to replace Saddam could falter quickly if U.S. forces did not intervene to prevent coups. Faced with vaguely similar situations in Korea and South Vietnam in the 1960s, the United States chose an unsuccessful policy of standing aside during coup attempts. If such a policy were adopted in Iraq, a coup could produce a successor regime that renounces commitments made by an initial, more favorable post-Saddam government (e.g., to give up WMD). For this reason, even if the first new regime were imperfect, the U.S. military would face strong pressure to protect it from coups.


In such a case, however, the United States would in effect become responsible for how well the new Iraqi government functioned, since American forces would be propping it up. Moreover, given the currently widespread support for democratization, Washington would likely be called on to push Baghdad toward more representative governance. Such an assignment could enlarge exponentially, with the United States eventually attempting to remake Iraqi society into a fully functioning Western-style democracy, as it did during its postwar occupation of Japan.


Short of full occupation, however, U.S. forces would be constrained by the need to respect the sovereignty and authority of a new, imperfect Iraqi government. This constraint would complicate the already difficult task of remaking Iraq, magnifying the potential for nationalist resentment against the U.S. presence. A full occupation would be bad enough in the eyes of the most ardent Iraqi nationalists; an Iraqi government nominally in charge but in practice dependent on U.S. support could fare even worse, particularly if it faced constant U.S. pressure to remake the country along American lines. In short, occupying Iraq would be a challenge, but preserving Iraqi stability and friendship without occupation could prove even more difficult, unless some way were found to minimize the threat of successive post-Saddam coups.


The Iraqi Military


Just as territorial integrity is not the principal problem that a post-Saddam Iraq would face, so the country's ethnic groups are not necessarily the key social actors to watch. If the risk of successive coups is paramount, then the key actor is the Iraqi army.


Focusing on the role of the army in a post-Saddam Iraq may at first seem unwarranted; after all, Saddam would most likely be toppled by overwhelming U.S.-led military action, which would in turn destroy much of Iraq's own military. Yet, military planners should distinguish between the RG/SRG and the regular Iraqi army when outlining potential campaigns against Saddam. Given their history, the RG and SRG would likely proffer intense resistance in order to preserve Saddam's rule. For example, they continued to fight resolutely in 1991 even after it became readily apparent that Iraq was destined for a crushing defeat at the hands of the U.S.-led coalition. Moreover, soldiers in these units appear to have been carefully selected and trained to ensure their loyalty to Saddam. They have benefited personally from his rule and would have reason to fear bloody reprisals against them in the wake of his removal.


The regular Iraqi army is a different story altogether. Although the United States has ample cause to destroy the RG and SRG, U.S. military leaders may want to spare Iraq's regular army, if for no other reason than the fact that it is a much less potent military opponent than the RG and SRG. In fact, the regular army could decide to stay on the sidelines of a conflict with U.S.-led forces, and many of its soldiers could in turn desert. The United States might even be able to persuade Iraqi brigade or division commanders to defect, especially if Iraqi opposition elements and U.S. Special Forces operatives could assure them that they would be protected from the retaliation of units loyal to Saddam. Although defecting units may have little to offer in the military sense, they could play other important roles in a post-Saddam Iraq.


In fact, few Iraqi institutions would have more potential value in the immediate aftermath of regime change than the regular army. If Iraqi army units were left intact following a U.S.-led military campaign, they could play a key role in maintaining order. Moreover, because much of the Iraqi public still respects the regular army, generals could become important figures in a new government, even if that government were largely civilian and designed by an internationally sponsored reconciliation summit similar to the 2001 Bonn conference on post-Taliban Afghanistan. As a well-regarded, functioning institution in a country whose civil society has been decimated by Saddam's totalitarian regime, the regular army would have much to offer a new government.


Yet, the army could just as well become a den of coup-plotters, with officers from each major tribe seeking control of a post-Saddam central government. Those shaping a post-Saddam Iraq would therefore face a difficult task: taking advantage of the army's assets while forestalling power bids by its officers. The authors in this study offer several different ideas for solving that problem. Good arguments could be made for placing the regular army under strong civilian leadership, yet there are equally cogent arguments for assigning the army a prominent role in a new government. In any case, this is an especially important issue that requires careful consideration.

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A secret CIA report has confirmed that Sadams newest rockets are powered by belly buton lint. They got the idea from the North Koreans who are also using it as a protien supplement to feed their starving population. I also understand that the lastest designer drug in LA is brewed from a special concoction of this subtance.

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Keeping my goggles on and hopefully my vision clear during the 'mists' of March.


Some trin history

Yes, my goggles are on as well. If we break 820 I'm out with a probable loss but will have preserved some gaming capital. I am basing my judgement on my charts which don't consider TRIN. Merely the possibility of a bounce after shaking everyone out first. Market likes to do that I find.


If Greaseman steps in with a $17 billion repo blast, or whatever flavor "mist" he likes on a Turdsday, stand back and adorn prophalactics.


I am also highly suspicious of the extreme number of March QQQ puts that have been sold into the market of late. Huge numbers! Somebody has faith in a March rally! :blink:

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If Hillary is elected HRFF will leave the country.


Your acquaintances may prophesy to that end all they like, butt methinx they probably do so in vain.


Too many with too many lingering questions re Mrs. Clinton is this observer's GUESS.


Goldmember: good luck. You'll NEED it.


This fellow's a Tiger butt he hesitates to climb up on the back of/ride one. Even after listening to Jefferson Starship.

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Not sure about the right page here but here is the chart.......As I said yesterday I expect the waterfall to begin today ESXH3X-XE-MiniXSXPX500X480XMinuteX7.gif

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oh. beFUR he FURgets ?:


EDWARD GIBBON hass a richly ironic passage in The Decline and Fall on the problems that often arise when an empire is turned over to a son... The BARE will try to post it here ass this almost certain spectacular tragedy continues to unfold.


Gibbon, of course, would not have know about John Adams and his son, John Q as successor presidents. But I fail to see any spectacular tragedy ensuing, unless you want to stretch the clock's running out to the Civil War. I know you're not making the point, but I guess, vis-a-vis Gibbon, I am.

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"But I fail to see any spectacular tragedy ensuing"


That's the plan just as the general population didn't see the economic meltdown ensuing they won't or can't see the political meltdown...

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