Pee Brain Posted March 6, 2003 Report Share Posted March 6, 2003 Pee Brain, If you live in a community property state, she probably has a legal claim to the belly button lint. Now, if you inherited the lint, she would have no claim for it. I would just hide the lint in an offshore safe deposit box and avoid answering any interrogatories or deposition questions concerning any lint. You could also hire an expert in lint to testify that she does not have the ability to create belly button lint. you are right, CA is a community property state. which means even though there is no way that she could produce naval lint, let along top-quality naval lint, she is still entitled to at least 1/2 of all of mine, now and into the future. but ill tell you what, ive had enuf of this crap, ill shave my stomach, naval and my ass if i have to, 'cause id rather walk around like a half-shaven simp and live lint-less, than give her any! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BEARDRECH Posted March 6, 2003 Report Share Posted March 6, 2003 UUHHH FOKKER, I too have pondered the belly button lint question. I have your answer: The operative words are HAIRY belly button. The hair traps fabric particles and retains them in the belly button. You can verify this for yourself by looking at any female belly button. Females, without hairy belly buttons, retain no lint. If you do find a female with belly button lint, please tread with caution. Go ahead and shave your belly button hair off and this will solve your problem and it could also improve your mood. A shorn scrotum has the same pleasant feeling. Go ahead and experiment. :shocked i actually think you are on to something. my ex-wife had a hairless navel. alas, the belly-button lint she now claims as her own, had belonged to me, but she got it in the divorce. luckily, by the same decree, any lint i generate on my own after the divorce is mine to keep, unless she drags me back into court and the judge dislodges it. i now have a safe deposit box crammed with lint, which i plan to use to stuff a pillow with when my kids turn 18. unless she sprouts hair in her navel, she will never claim MY lint again! <_< at last an intelligent discussion concerning the last unexploited hole on the human body:the belly button,aka as the PUPICK fOR YEARS i searched for a promoter of cosmetics that would partner with me in creating a Pupick cream for the masses;once invented a whole stream of brand name parasitical merchandise --wold follow--Lint pickers, computer mini-vacuums, spray cans with pupick odor- fighting ingredients would come into being with numerous hygeinists electrifying a terrified mob into believing pupick odor is a romance killer--theologians would proselytise the belief in the holy omphalos ----on and on towards a packaging eldorado-- Fokker wont you be my neighbor? :grin: :grin: beardrech ps once we conquer pupick space we can then venture forth towards the space in the middle of the upper lip just beneath the nose--a male mascara perhaps? Goodness Vito what hath God wrought????? :grin: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dustbowl Posted March 6, 2003 Report Share Posted March 6, 2003 Just caught the rerun of News With Brian Williams. They had Art Cashin on there. He looks like he had a few martinis and put his cigar out on his forehead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 6, 2003 Report Share Posted March 6, 2003 Mark, that's the B-side for me. If things don't conform to my needs by Friday afternoon, I'm going to bust the move to the sidelines under the assumption that the B-side is in force. I saw Rummy and Colon Bowel today. Bowel said in as many words it's going to happen. I expect March 12th as well. I'll just reposition on the 13th. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 6, 2003 Report Share Posted March 6, 2003 Just caught the rerun of News With Brian Williams. They had Art Cashin on there. He looks like he had a few martinis and put his cigar out on his forehead. It looked like his Priest broadsided him with the ash can! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 6, 2003 Report Share Posted March 6, 2003 I'm not worried. 'Da trend be 'yo homie Still heading south (below 30 is an over-sold buy) http://stockcharts.com/gallery?$BPCOMPQ We's gots a loooong way to go ! Keep it simple, cuz it is. Odds of a reversal here are slim to none. When in doubt go with the existing trend, D-O-W-N. Pile, You (or any stollie) will like this: http://clearstation.etrade.com/cgi-bin/bbs...post_id=4167303 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Habits Posted March 6, 2003 Report Share Posted March 6, 2003 The End - Don't think we're actually that similar to Japan. Different governments, different economies. This "big drop" may be coming, I don't dispute that. Of course how long have most been here been saying that now? I guess if you say something long enough, eventually it might be true, just ask Arch. On the Beach, I never alluded to "occupying Iraq" only to the battle at hand. i can say that because I have a ton of military service behind me. Occupation will be done by the U.N., probably headed by the French, if they aren't too afraid and still have a face left. Pee Brain, my hero. Do you think the socialist governments of Germany and France would like to take over New York and California? Because that's where both of those states are headed. Straight to the bottom. Good luck y'all, either way, if it turns out the way you think and the world ends, long or short, everyone is screwed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crooked_analyst Posted March 6, 2003 Report Share Posted March 6, 2003 Science does NOT explain all....in the case of Naval Lint, it is simply a direct correlation as to the amount of toilet paper tha the wife uses... If, in fact, she is a heavy user of Toilet Paper, a.k.a., "T.P."., suffice it to say that on any given night, notwithstanding the temperature, she must bury said "arse" up against you, it may stand to reason that the afformentioned lint is simply the residue from a "Dover Sole" position of "Klingon remover"..... Good luck tomorrow! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brian4 Posted March 6, 2003 Report Share Posted March 6, 2003 Mousy-I caught the odour-I mean Ode on page 5-I am honored I feel like Billy Jo just before she went off the Bridge! Trade Safe! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
purdymouth Posted March 6, 2003 Report Share Posted March 6, 2003 Inflation Surprises and the Major Trend Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 6, 2003 Report Share Posted March 6, 2003 I just have to speak up on behalf of GTN: what's with all the heat? The man took his position and stood by it - whether he is right or wrong, the market will prove it. He could very well be right: again I recall back in October GTN was also the lone voice warning everyone the rally had legs but no one was listening and very few showed any sign of appreciation and respect for him making the right call. The board was complacent with strong conviction for the continued bearish case, and I can sense the similar level of complacency on this board right now. I for one do think the bullish case, at least in the short term, might have legs: 1) VIX and VXN haven't broken to the upside -- you can interpret it as the market's lack of fear and they are about to explode to the upside, but they might also suggest a further drive down along with a market rally; 2) MACD has not crossed over to the downside on any of the indices, not a sell signal yet; 3) We are still in a trading range - in fact S&P came back to the range today above 826 after testing 818 on lighter volume, a potential bullish sign; 4) In the past two weeks we had bigger volume in up days than in down days; and 5) Finally, 10-year yield sits at lowest level in 6 months and last time we saw yield this low it was exactly on October 9th, the 'temporary' bottom - potential 'asset relocation' from bond to equity coming? Just think we need to look at this market from both sides. I mean if you are like Pile and have ridden the market down from the very top sure you have nothing to worry about but if we talk about from this point, in the short-term, the market is a tossup, and it could go either direction. But I don't know shit (I normally analyze stocks' fundamentals, not technicals) and I'll shut up - I just wanted to give GTN the due respect here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dustbowl Posted March 6, 2003 Report Share Posted March 6, 2003 NEWSFLASH: Eli Lilly and Fidelity Investments announce FDA approval which allows Fidelity Investments to insert a trial pack of Prozac in client month end statements. Not to be outdone, The makers of K-Y Jelly announced that they are seeking a joint venture with Charles Schwab allowing a 12 once tube of K-Y to be inserted in Schwab month end Statements. Charles Schwab commented this is a continuation of the "just relax" ad campaign. " We are trying to get out front in helping our clients absorb the negative impact of this brief bear market". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PileDriver Posted March 6, 2003 Report Share Posted March 6, 2003 Bill Gates just sold another million shares. Now there's a vote of confidence. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SkiddMarket Posted March 6, 2003 Report Share Posted March 6, 2003 Good luck y'all, either way, if it turns out the way you think and the world ends, long or short, everyone is screwed. To heck with decorum- I'm gonna have them put some amaretto in my seltzer at Abigail's tomorrow. Might as well go wild if the world is coming to an end. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
K Wave Rider Posted March 6, 2003 Report Share Posted March 6, 2003 GTN, Saddam had better haul ass if he don't want no war. March 17, Bomb-Day Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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