sandy beach Posted March 31, 2020 Report Share Posted March 31, 2020 2 minutes ago, Jimi said: I'm no great Newsom fan, but I will vote for him for anything forever. https://www.politico.com/states/california/story/2020/03/30/bend-it-like-the-bay-area-doctors-see-flatter-curve-after-2-weeks-of-social-isolation-1269663 Much needed good news. He's done better than I expected. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
potatohead Posted March 31, 2020 Report Share Posted March 31, 2020 He is back... have not missed a beat. I love it. Liquidity Trader @Lee_Adler · 35m Bernanke is a criminal monster, a mass murderer. He's the essence of the banality of evil, the Adolf Eichman of central bankers. QE and ZIRP to infinity were all him. Yellen did her best, but was destined to fail because the system was too far gone, too deep in the hole. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fxfox Posted March 31, 2020 Report Share Posted March 31, 2020 20 minutes ago, sandy beach said: Wuhan just reopened the wet market. Pangolins & bats for everyone! Would have been a reason for War some decades ago. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fxfox Posted March 31, 2020 Report Share Posted March 31, 2020 If the ultimate low is already in I shoot myself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fxfox Posted March 31, 2020 Report Share Posted March 31, 2020 The basic problem in the US is that the left is too weak. Historically. That‘s why a total farce and disgrace can be President. In Europe a group, or even an individual, would have arisen and shot Trump and his whole entourage a long time ago. Then the next target would have been Goldman. The whole goddam bunch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MisFit Kid Posted March 31, 2020 Report Share Posted March 31, 2020 another try at the Maginot Line - 2600 SPX Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrStool Posted March 31, 2020 Author Report Share Posted March 31, 2020 Announcing the new Dual Purpose Cornahohovirus Facemask Now available at your local WalMart, Target, Walgreens, CVS, DM, Mueller, or BIPA Washable, reusable, dual purpose! Just $9.00 per pack of 3. Get yours today. Stay safe! Insure social distance. If you're wearing this, no one will come near you for sure. Get yours today! Dual Purpose Cornahohovirus Facemask Act now while supplies last! Convenient side pouch for hands free cell phone use. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fxfox Posted March 31, 2020 Report Share Posted March 31, 2020 See, there are things in life which you can do. There are OTOH things which you can not do. When there will be 20 million jobless, you can‘t at the same time pump up the stock market to epic levels. You could do that AFTER it did fall by 80%, ok, but not after a little swoon dive where you didn‘t even really touch the FANG, where sponsored media talk about the end of the world because the S&P did fall 30%. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fxfox Posted March 31, 2020 Report Share Posted March 31, 2020 29 minutes ago, DrStool said: Announcing the new Dual Purpose Cornahohovirus Facemask Now available at your local WalMart, Target, Walgreens, CVS, DM, Mueller, or BIPA Washable, reusable, dual purpose! Just $9.00 per pack of 3. Get yours today. Stay safe! Insure social distance. If you're wearing this, no one will come near you for sure. Get yours today! Dual Purpose Cornahohovirus Facemask Act now while supplies last! Priceless Doc! Make a Lagerfeld edition out of that and you can charge 399 😂😂😂 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimi Posted March 31, 2020 Report Share Posted March 31, 2020 Dude has underwear on his face. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrStool Posted March 31, 2020 Author Report Share Posted March 31, 2020 26 minutes ago, Jimi said: Dude has underwear on his face. Stay safe! Insure social distance. If you're wearing this, no one will come near you for sure. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrStool Posted March 31, 2020 Author Report Share Posted March 31, 2020 Washable, reusable, dual purpose! Comfortable cotton with elastic faceband to hold mask securely in place. Available in small, medium, or large. Guaranteed fit regardless of head size! Two side ties for easy tightening to keep germs out and odors in! Two layer front for extra protection. One layer back for cool comfort and breathability! Get yours while supplies last! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lesser Fool Posted March 31, 2020 Report Share Posted March 31, 2020 44 minutes ago, fxfox said: The basic problem in the US is that the left is too weak. Historically. That‘s why a total farce and disgrace can be President. In Europe a group, or even an individual, would have arisen and shot Trump and his whole entourage a long time ago. Then the next target would have been Goldman. The whole goddam bunch. Wenn das nur im Jahre 1938 geschehen hatte. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrStool Posted March 31, 2020 Author Report Share Posted March 31, 2020 Best of all, use as underwear in a pinch or when the pandemic ends. Or between pandemics buy and use as jockey shorts. Then use as facemask for your next pandemic. (Wash well with soap and hot water for 20 seconds before re-use) We're even organizing DPFM clubs for user meetups and flashmobs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrStool Posted March 31, 2020 Author Report Share Posted March 31, 2020 Ladies! Buy them as a gift for the man in your life. He'll never forget you. Used DPFMs also make a great gift for the man in your life. And moms! Your sons will appreciate you forever. And if you already are buying and washing them for your kids, be sure to show them the adaptive use. Take the meaning of helicopter mom to a whole new level. And ladies, you too can buy and use DPFMs for the current pandemic and then lend them out during healthy times. Like Airbnb for dual purpose facemasks. Get paid when you don't need them but have them when you do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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