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Even AP is Reaching For Excuses as To Why The Market Goes Up

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This is too funny. “NEW YORK (AP) — Stocks edged higher Wednesday after a government report showed stronger demand for gasoline.” Are you kidding me? Stronger demand for gasoline at $1.05 or four bucks a gallon? Hey asswipes, people have to go to work right? When they have to fill up their frigging tanks three times a week that’s obviously going to increase demand dick heads. Then again, maybe people are buying more flammable liquid so they can burn their furniture quickly to heat the home they are squatting in. Others may be possibly rushing to fill their tanks up one last time. As for homes, buried a little further down in this piece of shit article is another reason as to why the stock market rallied and grabbed every Buy Doo share available. Why the hell would anyone in America want to own this piece of shit company? The Chinese mafia had a field day today turning shorts into granular bird seed. “In the latest bad news on the housing market, the Commerce Department reported that sales of new single-family homes plunged to the lowest on record in February. Home sales fell 17 percent to 250,000, well below the [...]

 

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