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  1. From Sunday December 1, 2002 NY Times...... 16-Year Slump? If So, Blame It on the Boomers By MARK HULBERT A new study of American demographic patterns and the stock market predicts that while the market may rally periodically, its overall direction will be downward until around 2018. This bearish forecast is based on a model devised by three finance professors ? John Geanakoplos of Yale, Michael J. P. Magill of the University of Southern California and Martine Quinzii of the University of California at Davis. In a study titled "Demography and the Long-Run Predictability of the
  2. That's hilarious..... Here's the original....... Who's On First....
  3. The Original Professional Courtesy Joke A lawyer and his two stockbroker buddies took a month off to sail across the Atlantic. Midway across they hit a hurricane and the yacht sank, leaving barely enough time for all three to radio for help and scramble into a rubber life raft. The raft was riding very low in the water and being circled relentlessly by six or seven sharks when a Coast Guard launched a small rescue boat. A giant wave came along and swamped the survivor's raft. In an instant the sharks mauled the stockbrokers into little more than hamburger, but then broke apart to form
  4. Washington State Attorney Season and Bag Limits 1300.01 GENERAL 1.Any person with a valid Washington State hunting license may harvest attorneys. 2.Taking of attorneys with traps or deadfalls is permitted. The use of currency as bait is prohibited. 3.Killing of attorneys with a vehicle is prohibited. If accidentally struck, remove dead attorney to roadside and proceed to nearest car wash. 4.It is unlawful to chase, herd, or harvest attorneys from a snow machine, helicopter, or aircraft. 5.It shall be unlawful to shout "whiplash", "ambulance", or "free Perrier" for the
  5. What's the difference between a lawyer and a leech? When you die, a leech will stop sucking your blood and drop off. What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a scum-sucking bottom feeder, and the other is a catfish. More
  6. Q. What's wrong with lawyer jokes? A. Lawyers don't think they're funny and other people don't think they're jokes. More
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