Goldmember

The movie rights will sell for a tidy sum and will be titled "The Road to Stoolville", then Doc can sue their ass for infringement of trademark and copyright violations. Unfortunately for us Bareister will have long absconded with the settlement cash and finally will have proven himself as a successful attorney, much to our consternation.

I would have to give the article some credibility. After all, NONE of the three finance professors claim HARVARD as their economic collusion and delusion factory.