aussiebear

http://www.engrish.com/2017/06/mommy-my-shoes-hurt/

---> Wending Wednesday

http://money.cnn.com...s/morning_call/ 24 hr Gold   http://www.kitco.com http://www.kitconet....ase_metals.html http://www.kitconet.com/indexes.html

  http://bigcharts.mar...com/default.asp

Mostly up for the early openers: Kiwis flat, Aussies +0.3%, Japan +1.5% and Sth Korea +0.1%. Miners +2% is leading the way in Aussie sectors with Healthcare down the most, -1.1%. All Ords http://www.abc.net.au/news/business/

 http://bigcharts.mar...com/default.asp

All Ords 5-day chart http://bigcharts.mar...com/default.asp A steady grind down for the rest of the day with All Ords finishing -0.4%. Sectors ranged from Utilities +1% down to Energy -1.5%. Over in Asia, China +1.8%, Hong Kong +0.6%, Japan +1.4%, India currently -0.1%. Mixed in UK/Europe: FTSE -0.2%, DAX +0.5% and CAC +0.6%.       http://bigcharts.mar...com/default.asp

http://www.engrish.com/2017/06/dont-just-hang-to-the-left/ Boxer shorts found in Japan.

---> Ticking Tuesday

http://money.cnn.com...s/morning_call/ 24 hr Gold   http://www.kitco.com http://www.kitconet....ase_metals.html http://www.kitconet.com/indexes.html

  http://bigcharts.mar...com/default.asp

Early openers off the lows: Kiwis flat, Aussies -0.4%, Japan +0.5% and Sth Korea -0.2%. Aussie sectors mostly in the red: Gold -1.7%, Healthcare/IT -1.3% and Energy -1.2%. All Ords http://www.abc.net.au/news/business/

 http://bigcharts.mar...com/default.asp

All Ords 5-day chart http://bigcharts.mar...com/default.asp All Ords squeezed out a gain of +0.3% with sectors ranging from Telecomms +1.5%, Utilities +1.3% down to Healthcare -0.9%. Reddish hues in Asia, China -1.1%, Hong Kong -1.3%, India currently -1.1%. Barely afloat in UK/Europe: FTSE flat, DAX -0.1% and CAC +0.1%.        http://bigcharts.mar...com/default.asp

http://www.engrish.com/2017/06/feeling-better-but-if-you-insist/ Found in a pub.