According to quantum mechanics, a flushed turd can appear in two places simultaneously, based on the position of the observer. But the quantum philosopher asks, if there is no observer, does the turd exist? In the stock market, there are many observers, many turds, in many different places.
Most of them, like the stock proctologist, are staring at their screens all day.
As always, stay alert. Beware of what's coming down!
You never know.
Might be Arecibo.
5 day cycle projection 3805.