Drops Big Turd, Dr. Stool Announces the Blodgett-Meeker Prize
Stool was so inspired by the Mother Joseph Superior getting even more
bullish Wednesday morning, he right away got in the Packard and tooled
downtown to see his customer's man at the E.F. Hutton office. He told
the customer's man to put in an order to go 200% short on a bunch of
tech stocks. The customer's man got the order in about 9:45, and guess
what, Dr. Stool was up 5% on the day. Way to go AJ Miss The Turn, I
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honor of the Mother dropping the big turd, Dr. Stool is unveiling a
concept he's been working on for some time.
Blodgett - Meeker Prize
for Analyst of the Year
Capitalstool.com will be awarding the B-M Prize
the analyst who has gone above and beyond duty's call, and nature's
call, in furthering the aims of stock proctology to help
investors make the right decisions to protect their portfolio
asses. The analyst who wins the B-M Prize
will be unwavering in analytical acumen, commitment to the goals of
the Wall Street brokerage and investment banking community,
and professional ethics.
Stool requests that readers assist in the process of selecting the
recipient of the B-M Prize.
Please make your nominations at Stool
Pigeons on the Wire. Use the Analyst Droppings Forum. All nominees
will be given fair consideration, but ultimately only one will stink
out above the others.
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