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Dr. Stool was so inspired by the Mother Joseph Superior getting even more bullish Wednesday morning, he right away got in the Packard and tooled downtown to see his customer's man at the E.F. Hutton office. He told the customer's man to put in an order to go 200% short on a bunch of tech stocks. The customer's man got the order in about 9:45, and guess what, Dr. Stool was up 5% on the day. Way to go AJ Miss The Turn, I Don't Follow the Nasdaq, SPX 1650 Cohen. You are the best strategist in the world by far! Dr. Stool has never failed to make money off your calls.

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